Whoa, Gia Paloma has dirty Easter sex with a giant happy rabbit and then takes his holiday load in her mouth. I always wondered what it would be like to try to fuck someone while wearing one of those outfits. It’s got to be a good way to cut weight at least. I really like what Gia Paloma looks like dressed all sexy noir in her hot black corset and sexy nylons. It makes me wonder if Harvey was really a pervert rabbit. This is hot kinky holiday sex.

Although we have included GodsGirls in out traffic and popularity studies and they are listed in our AltPorn A-List, traditionally we haven’t really covered GodsGirls updates here at APN. In the general time line of AltPorn, they came on pretty late and launched in a style that could really be described as awkward. To AltPorn purists and fans of this creative and eclectic genre, it seemed like they were buying into and perpetuating a lot of the bad and destructive practices and attitudes that were originally introduced by SuicideGirls. The stuff that many feel tarnished the genre as a whole. With their (lengthy) launch, GodsGirls‘ attitude has come off as too shallow, too self important, way too territorial, too dishonest in presentation, too self absorbed, etc. It was an awful lot of bark without a whole lot of bite. A lot of toes got stepped on, going so far as to even result in some legal proceedings and other distasteful fallout. It was a rough start.

Now GodsGirls have been around for a little while and it really seems like they have learned a thing or two. Their attitude seems a little more tempered by the experience of running a site for a while. I can’t say they have fixed everything which was originally problematic, and they do still say a few things in interviews for example which we feel are questionable at best, but they do seem to have matured as a site and as a business, so it seems only fair to make more of an effort over here to keep everyone up to date with the fun and sexy things going on at GodsGirls.

All that said, GodsGirls leader Annaliese respond to our post about generally lackluster AltPorn Easter updates via Twitter, and pointed out that GodsGirls had a whole bunch of fun Easter updates and invited us to check them out. It really was like finding a bright basket full of goodies and sweets. We’re into sharing our jelly-beans so here you go.

Sexy Jenna has embodied the spirit of the Peepshow tradition and merged it with a shot of StuffOnMyCat for this sugary marshmallow pile-up. She has some fantastically impressive breasts, made all the more tasty with colorful Easter treats. Her gothy make-up is really sexy in this set too. Annaliese made some noise about how GodsGirls isn’t Goth, but that looks pretty goth to me, and I don’t have a problem with that at all.

Pale and petite GodsGirl Toryn also sent in this ‘DIY’ set of herself rolling around with her basket of treats. ‘DIY’ is what GodsGirls calls photosets girls submit of themselves. Different sites have different terminology for this, but I do sometimes like the intimate and personal feel. They usually have that amateur energy that more then makes up for pro production values in general heat and personality.

Apneatic (Apnea) and Kate share some peeps in this GodsGirls set too. Are you seeing a trend yet? I was just reading about the extensive tattoo work Apnea had been putting herself through this past year and it sounds like an ordeal to say the least. She’s been having new in put on and old ink removed. It’s like skin art remodeling. I almost expect to see her surrounded by scaffolding like they did with the Statue of Liberty so many years ago. Sometimes when I see two got girls in a set together, I’d like to see them really together, not just flirting at being together. The giggly air kisses and skittish reluctant touching comes across adolescent and I’m an adult, hopefully looking at adult sexuality. On the other hand, it’s peeps, not serious business. They look like they are having fun anyway.

GodsGirl Ash sent in this messy sort of spoogy Cadbury creampie DIY set and although it’s not as professionally lit or shot, it comes off as really fucking sexy. She looks both adorable and excitingly raunchy in her cute bunny ears and sticky sweet Cadbury cream splattered all over her nice titties and squirted all over her clean shaved vag. There is just something really hot about this set and it looks like a really good time. It’s both sweet and dirty hot all in the same package.

If I don’t think about it too much, this sploshy GodsGirls set from Gabrielle and Erica is visually really interesting. The raw eggs give my stomach a little twist, but the wet yellow texture drooling over their colorful tattoos makes for a striking look. They don’t seem that excited to be doing it though, not that I can blame them. Eggshell in the ass crack sounds more like a euphemism than anything I’d actually want to wish upon any girl I thought was hot. Some people are more into this kind of thing than I am though, so I won’t judge.

GodsGirl Steam provided this DIY Easter set from what looks like her closet. It has a fun and cuddly almost Cosplay feel and the distorted fisheye effect really works with her big doe eyes. I like the look. Steam has some really sweet tattoos and piercings on her tasty tight little body and this series shows them all off well.

This Matthew Cooke Easter fantasy series of GodsGirl Veronica is in many ways my favorite of the bunch. The sheer volume of holiday treats and dream like over-styling give it a really unique look and it also gets very sexy along the way. I have never eaten jellybeans out of a girls ass before, but Veronica makes it look like an inviting idea. I’m glad the giant chocolate bunny didn’t melt while she was rubbing it in her crotch though, because that would look kind of gross. I love the bubbles and the bright colors and Veronica looks great.

It seems like people didn’t really get into the Easter theme this year with the same creative juice that we’ve seen in years past. This Deviant Nation update is cute and getting to see more hot shots of tattoo pin-up Penelope is a sweet treat, but on the overall it’s been pretty quiet. I must say that I miss the days when AltPorn had a little more of a rebellious edge. It doesn’t have to be shock-rock, but at least it should make you say ‘wow’ for more than so-and-so got a new tattoo from time to time. Usually economic downturns foster a culture of creative DIY style, making more with less. This sometimes trims the fat complacency and helps bring focus back to core values. I know it’s not DN’s job to do this alone, but we’d really like to see people shake things up a little more this year. Zombie Jesus told me to pass the message along.

I certainly wouldn’t mind spending my fertility holidays with sexy Chixor, especially if it involved hiding her clothes. Deviant Nation sure does have a good collection of some quality girls with great body art on their site. DN started off a little rocky, but it’s really shaping up to be a good destination for hot models and interesting interactive features.

So that’s what happened to my Easter basket. I was wondering when all I got was some chewed up peeps and dirty carrots. This hot holiday set on Apneatic explains everything, and now that I’ve gotten to enjoy seeing the sexy pictures, it’s all good. On second thought, maybe Lystra Cottontail can come make it up to me.