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BlueBlood: Rachel Face Waits For You In Her Basement…

I used to be scared to death to go down in the basement when I was a kid — it was all concrete and musty and dark. But if Rachel Face was chained up down in her...

Blueblood: Scar is Miss Swamp Thang

Captain Kirk used to tap that green-skinned ass regularly on TOS, but I think he would have been left breathless by Scar 13 as a gorgeous swamp creature. And that cute...

BlueBlood: Kellie And Andy Show Off Their Vinyl

Vinyl is totally making a comeback, as well as groping your significant other. Get on the vinyl bandwagon today! Check out the hotttt-t-t-t set on Blueblood.com and then...

BlueBlood: Victoria Sin Shows Off Her Beautiful Ass

… and an even more beautiful black leather lounger. I don’t know what I want more, Victoria or that lounger! Someone at BlueBlood has excellent taste in...

BlueBlood: Roxy DeVille Will Cut You, Bitch

And she’ll look fucking hot doing it. Even if there’s a giant vulture scuplture in the room. As noted Libertarian ballroom dancer and sex expert Tucker...

BlueBlood: Ariel X, Gagged

If you’re into Ariel X sporting stockings, nipple clamps and a ballgag, then check out this photoset. Or, if you need some all-caps encouragement: BREAKING NEWS:...

BlueBlood: Darenzia sez “Fuck All Y’all!”

Sticky Fingaz may have told us to BACDAFUCUP, but I’m more interested in what sultry fetish erotica goddess Darenzia has to say about telling me to go fuck myself....

BlueBlood: Roxy DeVille is Girl 666

Sometimes Roxy DeVille calls me up to shoot the breeze about things like early west-coast gangsta rap or whether she should be wearing panties. And I usually say...

BlueBlood: Roxy DeVille Owns The Spider’s Lullabye On Vinyl

Why is it that BlueBlood gets all the hottest, coolest chicks? Case in point: Roxy DeVille, superhottie and cool as fuck. The lips, tits, skirt and stockings are all...

SpookyBlog: Bella Vendetta Riding on the Subway Naked

Who’s the hottest chick on the planet? Well, I’m not sure, but surely in the running is the lovely Bella Vendetta, whom I’ll forgive for not wearing...

BlueBlood: Kellie And Andy And A Fifth Of Jack

Domestic bliss can be achieved with liberal application of Jack Daniels. Also, writing “SLUT” on your husband’s chest in fake blood can be a turn-on....

BlueBlood: Girls Kissing, Now With 100% More Blood

Everyone enjoys girls kissing, right? But only the discriminating few enjoy girls kissing whilst engaging in bloodplay. Are you one of the discriminating few?

BlueBlood: Kellie Vamps It Up

The “blood” in this photoset is supposedly vanilla-flavored, according to the blurb on the Blueblood gallery. I didn’t know goths tasted like vanilla!...

BlueBlood: Xanthia Rubbernecks In The Backseat

I apologize for the horrible pun, but when faced with Xanthia’s rubber-encased breasticles, I am at a loss for words. Forgive me.

BlueBlood: Marriah’s New Couch Technique Is Unstoppable

What Marriah can do with a crop and a davenport is simply amazing. She is well versed in The Art Of The Topless!

BlueBlood: Dahlia Dark Shows Off Her Half Corset … And Her Boobies

Again with the tits! I can’t get enough of Dahlia’s tits. She can wear whatever she damn well pleases as long as I get a peek at the dirtypillows.

BlueBlood: Xanthia Peeling Off Rubber

Xanthia sometimes finds rubber restricting. I always find Xanthia’s breasts fascinating.

BlueBlood: Raven’s Umbrella Won’t Keep Her From Getting Wet

I’m positive Raven would look fetching in a see-through raincoat. Can I get one at Hot Topic?

BlueBlood: Dude, Keiko Just Flashed Me!

Girls with no panties would definitely make my next train ride more interesting. Why can’t I meet girls like Keiko on public transit? The only girls that will talk...

BlueBlood: Justine Joli Prefers Oversized T-Shirts

I would like to state for the record that I am totally in love with Justine’s labia minora after seeing this photoset. Why doesn’t mine look as pretty as...

BlueBlood: Do You Have An Oral Fixation?

Scar 13’s hookah method is unstoppable. Also, it in no way shape or form involves panties.

BlueBlood: Superna Spices Up Any Decor

How do you make a brick wall less boring? Have Superna pose in front of it, of course! Her peacock halter definitely de-bores any surroundings.

BlueBlood: Rooftop Party Time!

I enjoy hanging out on rooftops and smoking cigarettes. It makes me feel mysterious and powerful. Nina Sin enjoys doing the same thing, except she likes to whip...

BlueBlood: Bath Time With Yolanda

Well hello there, Yolanda. Would you like some handmade soap for your bath? Or maybe scented salts? Perhaps a Bill O’Reilly-free loofah would please you? By the...

BlueBlood: Look Honey, Orange Lingerie!

I don’t really see orange lingerie everyday. In fact, I don’t generally see it at all. So why not have Erica model some for us?

BlueBlood: Ariel X Abides No Cheap-Ass Floor Lamps

She is avant garde with regards to her light sources. No frilly lampshades needed here; only the finest in fluorescent tubes for this lady!

BlueBlood: Anastasia Gets The Naughty Chair

Bad girls get the nipple clamps and the butt plugs! Them’s the rules.

BlueBlood: Restricted In Red

Ribbed–for your pleasure! Of course, it’s a total bitch to breathe, and the corset leaves marks on your skin, but what’s a little suffering when you...

BlueBlood: Black Rubber And Big Boobs

Also included: big lips, silver dollar nipples and bangin’ hips. In conclusion: boobs.

BlueBlood: Erica The Red House Painter

I expect a negative number of people to get the obscurely obvious band reference in the title of this post. And no, I’m not talking about the Viking metal album...

SpookyBlog: Buy Voltaire A Beer!

I would love to watch Voltaire drink beer but I’m way too intimidated by her full-body art to ask her if I can tag along to the nearest dive bar. I’d pick up...

BlueBlood: I’m Captivated By Xanthia’s Gazongas

I’m also captivated by Xanthia’s eye makeup and dyed eyebrows. But mostly I’m captivated by her tits.

BlueBlood: Alsana Feeds On The Blood Of Internet Nerds

Obviously, Alsana’s table manners would scandalize the hoi polloi.

SpookyBlog: Just You and Me, Blue Haired Girl

I know a girl who is almost a dead ringer for Agent Aeon, expect not so much with the blue hair and lip piercing. Do I tell her she’s got a Goth doppleganger? What...

BlueBlood: Rufflebutt!

Ariel X is all up on here lately, with lots of fabulous sets on Blue Blood and Razordolls. This time she demonstates that Ariel indeed does have back.

BlueBlood: Bella Vendetta sports the Blue Blood hoodie

Bella Vendetta is a supersmart total hottie who rocks so hard I could just pee myself. Who better to be featured by the Blue Blood crew in one of their classic hoodies?...

BlueBlood: Kellie wants to hurt you and she wants you dead

Can anyone match the rivetchick hottitude of Kellie? No, they cannot. The Headmistress of The Blut Royale took time out from keeping your ass in line to pose for a great...

BlueBlood: Ariel X has a present for all of you

Darkseid and I have decided that Ariel X is our favorite Russian/Irish adult superstar who was born in California. Why? Because she’s the gift that keeps on...

BlueBlood: Snowblood will fuck you up

I believe there is little hotter in this world than a woman stalkin’, walkin’ in her big black boots. When she’s wearing nothing but a belt and sheer...

BlueBlood: Yolanda is a dirty girl

Yolanda is a dirty girl and must be cleaned. Bathe her, and bring her to me!