My friend once told me he really liked to convince his girlfriends to take a cold shower or bath and lay very still while her played horny mortician. I don’t even know if that’s weird anymore, but this new set of Andy reminded me of that perverted sex game. I guess it isn’t much of a stretch from the people who gave us Re-Penetrator. Andy doesn’t really play dead through the whole thing, it just has a little bit of a chilly corpse feel. She does look pretty sexy in the dramatic blue lighting. You can tell from these shots that Burning Angel has changed their flash viewer again. This one loads the images more consistently than the last one did, but it overlays the vertical images and can’t be turned off. It’s not as bad on horizontals, but still manages to get in the way. If you could just move the controls or something it would be ok, but seeing a big play button covering hot shaved pussy can be too much of a tease. I hope they find an image player that works better one of these days.

Never on the rag or say leave me alone
They don’t scream and they don’t moan
Don’t even cry if I shoot in their hair
Lying on the table she smiles and she stares
– TSOL:Code Blue

You know, I did a search to see what the origin of the ‘You can’t put baby in the corner‘ quote is, given that I see it referenced so often by pervs, but I only came up with an odd episode of Veronica Mars. That can’t be right. What’s the deal? Anyway, corner or no corner, I think I’d like to try my cock in that lock, but I bet it would take a lot of baby oil to get the mechanics moving smoothly, but I’m willing to give it a go. Blue has a really fun assortment of ink and she looks like a really good time. Now why would you want to punish a girl like that? I mean really, a corner? I think a spanking would be more in order!

Smurf on Smurf violence? I was going to make a Jacksoff Pollock joke, but then I found this! Now I’m starting to see the beauty in mess! Credit to Zody for showing me the redemptive power of art!

I know a girl who is almost a dead ringer for Agent Aeon, expect not so much with the blue hair and lip piercing. Do I tell her she’s got a Goth doppleganger? What if they accidentally met on the street? Would it be awkward? Or would they swap eyebrow grooming tips?

SpookyBlog writes:

This adorable series of hip pixie Agen Aeon was just added to her collection of sexy intimate images available on BarelyEvil! She’s just such a crazy hot young cutie! We love her genuine smile and energetic fun attitude.

Here is an excerpt from her BarelyEvil interview that we particularly enjoy:

Are there any particular kinks or fetishy acts that really get you off?

Im a sucker for hard, rough, throw me down and bruise me, hair pulling, biting, sucking sex, but no blood, thanks.

What about that really excites you?

I suppose it gets the adreniline pumping..there’s just something delicious about the thought of someone throwing you against a wall, ripping off your clothes, pushing your face around and fucking you hard, slamming you into whatever surface you happen to be on…*Ahem*..next question…

See more of this, along with her sexy layouts, here.

Longing for someone without my equipment…