It is too bad Talk Like a Pirate Day falls on a weekend this year. I’m going to a pirate-themed party tonight, but most offline people do not celebrate Talk Like a Pirate Day, so I have been missing my fill of pirate speak. It seems like most of my favorite sites didn’t do pirate updates for the occasion this year, even if they did when it fell on a weekday in previous years. Fortunately, I was able to dig back a little and find pirates from BlueBlood, BurningAngel, and GodsGirls. BlueBlood has pirate Lenka brandishing a musket and Lenka has a cute fuzzy real live monkey assistant. Not only is using a real monkey pretty brave, but getting pirates and monkeys in the same update is like some kind of internet double word score meme. BurningAngel has pirate Nova making use of James Deen while he is dead out fast asleep. There used to be a lot of sleep “attack” sites, but I hear a lot of them just got closed down because the credit card people have all apparently never been woken up for sex by anyone they dated and think it’s baaaaaaad. BurningAngel for the win for still having sleep sex and pirates. GodsGirls has pirate Julene brandishing a musket with a skull on her ass and gold coins fall from the sky. Enough said.

More and more regular porn is looking nearly indistinguishable from AltPorn these days. Are sites like the recently launched Cock Rocking Teens AltPorn or not? They promise today’s hottest alterna-teens, and although I don’t think they are THE hottest, some of these girls are super cute. Their clothes are cool and colorful in a junior death-rave style, their makeup is colorful and pretty well done, they sport sexy piercings and a few tattoos, and the sex is hot and hard. So, why do I feel like there is something missing? Is it just that these girls look so young? Is the sex to blatantly obscene? Or does Alt need to do a better job of distancing it’s self from department store ‘edge’ fashion and do more wild and outrageous work? I do think this is hot, and a more than a little AltPorn fails on a heat index these days.

Burning Angel just launched their promotional site for L.A. Pink. Spoofs and parodies are very popular in porn right now and who would be better to do the fuck version of TLC’s L.A. Ink? Joanna Angel makes for a more plausible Kat Von D knockoff than most of the porn spoofs manage to cast and hopefully the High Voltage Tattoo crew have the right sense of humor to take this release for what it is. Although, from watching the show, I would bet they won’t.

Burning Angel’s new L.A. Pink promo site is nicely done and features trailers for the DVD, along with lots of free sample galleries, including behind the scenes shots and hot pics of the cast in each of their scenes. The Misty Dawn scene looks worth the price all on it’s own, although I think they could have easily found a more heavily inked woodsman than James Deen. I think she’s one of the hottest girls in all of smut right now. KittyTwo might fight me to put Draven (who they call ‘Nicole Sevvven’ for some reason in the galleries) in that top spot though. The downloads area offers banners and sexy wallpapers of the cast, although oddly enough nobody seems to have noticed have wrong URL (LAPinxxx.com?) on the wallpapers, and the promo site also features a news blog that, given the size of this production and all the people they have involved in this project so far, surprisingly still doesn’t have any news on it. But, the L.A. Pink site does give you a good idea of what to expect from the DVD and on the overall is slick and good looking.

I really like that they put so much energy and resource into making L.A. Pink. They got a great cast, the locations are well designed, and the sex looks like it will be action packed and fun to watch. But, there is a fine line between good natured parody and mean spirited mockery and from what I’ve seen so far, this production doesn’t seem to stay far enough on the good side of that. Knowing a thing or two about the tattoo world and the altporn DVD audience, I don’t expect the viewers will mind an undertone of petty bitter competitive jealousy though.

We want to congratulate our friends over at Nofauxxx on recently being recognized as the Best Queer Porn by the San Francisco Bay Guardian in their Best of the Bay 2009. Now, I think you have to have a pretty specific definition of ‘queer’ not to cringe a little when you hear their claims of being the oldest running queer porn site on the Internet (i.e. not Gay, but focused on alternative sexuality, including gay, lesbian, trans, BBW, etc. but differently alternative from other alternative sexuality sites previously available), but that doesn’t make us enjoy their work any less. They are a special cocktail of hot SF sex. Take for example this gritty hot recent stills update called “Deep Throat” featuring Syd Blakovich, Madison Young, and Jiz Lee (in an unfortunate wig), taken from their scene in the recent Nofauxxx movie Nostalgia. Nofauxxx creates some exciting and diverse media and it’s great to see them getting praise for it.

We’ve featured Mette Th13teen and her sexy fun photography before, and now that she’s launched her multi-girl AltPorn social site Payback Baby, we thought we’d check in with her and see how it’s all going. From exploring Payback Baby myself, I can say that it’s already shaping up to be a friendly supportive and diverse community with a growing number of interesting people. Having it based overseas gives it a different feel. The people are not the same old scene we’re used to seeing on some of the more established AltPorn sites. Some aspects of Payback Baby do still need a little work, but that’s only because it really is a DIY project, rather than being launched by a multi-million dollar company pretending to be two stoners from Seattle or whatever. I really enjoy the photography, although I’m still not a fan of flash viewers at all, and I wish they used a sans serif font, but these are mostly cosmetic gripes and personal preferences. The site it’s self is enjoyable so far and I believe it will continue in a good direction. We’ve already made some really hot friends on Payback Baby and I love the general attitude of the site.

Payback Baby offers some of the same community features you’d expect form an AltPorn site these days, blogs, interest groups, polls, and that sort or thing, but what makes theirs more enjoyable is the people involved. The topics are fun and the members are worth interacting with. The photography is very stylish and sexy. It’s not quite as explicit as I might personally prefer in a membership site, but it has a quality I enjoy and it isn’t the same old thing over and over like some other sites. I can honestly say that Payback Baby is one of my favorite new AltPorn sites. Here is some more info on the site and what it was like to launch and such from Mette Th13teen herself.

How has the launch of Payback Baby gone so far? I’ve noticed some really cool people with profiles over there already.

It is going fine, better than expected when it comes to getting members but the members aren’t as active as hoped for, to be honest! The main idea with making it a community with personal profiles, was to give the members a chance to interact and have fun while looking at hot, naked women?! It sounds like perfection to me but I guess, most other fans of alt. erotica feel differently.. Sneaking a peek is probably more dirty than being upfront about it But yeah, we are all happy – I know, I am! I am not the most patient lady out there so a little more action in a little less time would rock but hey, I am really content with the progress so far! As long as we keep getting applications from new models and new members join, I have no reason to complain really…

Now that you have launched, what is your favorite section of the site?

I don’t have one, I think.. Of course, the sets are a pretty big hit with me since I love shooting them both as a model and a photographer!! But the great part is that we have international models also and they have sent in some amazing work and that really makes me go all giddy There are some HOT models out there modeling for some really talented photographers and it is really nice to see that these people want to be a part of a thing, I created! What else…?! I do love the personal profiles and photo albums since that is not a thing all alt. erotica site have these days – that makes us a little different from all the other newcomers the past couple of years.. Also, the groups are fun – I get to know what makes these people tick, what gets them off?! I am a people person, so that is also a great feature on the site..

Hmm… I learned that the we have this thing called “Janteloven” here in Denmark – we are not that many alt. models in Denmark and certainly not that many alt. fetish models in Denmark so I did know that “Janteloven” existed.. The ignorance kinda blew me away though.. I try to just turn the other cheek, but I am not a huge fan of ignorance or arrogance so my temper took the better of me a couple of times before I learned to just don’t give a fuck a let them lead their own miserable existence without my opinion But other then that, it was kinda what I expected it would be! A lot of hard work, tears and sweat but totally worth it! I have been modeling for a couple of sites and been around for some years now and I have learned a thing a two that were nice to have when starting up my own site.. I have been working with people all my life and a lot of those experiences are pretty good to have too! Not every one takes things as serious as I do, not everyone will deliver on time as I will and so on – I am very old fashioned in that way, respect, responsibility and so on. There is a lot of things, I still need to learn as a person to make it all a bit smoother but I do think, I have some nice qualities too when it comes to leading a site

What exactly is ‘Janteloven’?

Janteloven is a set of rules from and old Danish book in the 30′es that the Scandinavian people kinda adopted.. It lives well here in Denmark and basically it is these 10 commandments to live by. To sum them all up, it would be something like “Don’t think you’re anyone special or that you’re better than us” – I found a link that describes it very well.

Launching a new site, especially with all those features, is always more work than you probably think it will be. I can’t help but notice that the navigation is still a little quirky. What has been the most challenging part of putting the site together?

Probably finding a guy to work with on it, the 1st couple of guys bailed on me and with very little finance, it wasn’t easy! I did a lot of work on the site as it looks now but not all – I am not very good with codes and shit, so my bf did that and I am very happy that he came through for me… I know that the backend of Payback Baby! isn’t the best, but considering what we had to work with in the end, I am pretty damn proud of the site! I never cared about those things as a model, I cared more about getting my fair share of respect from the owners, getting replies on my emails rather fast instead of having to wait for months, that the site didnt look like complete and utter crap, the quality of the photo sets, that the site updates went up on time and so on.. So Im hoping that people care about these things too and in time, the sites backend will improve so be patient, guys Like you noticed it isn’t completely perfect yet but we are still working on it and still learning..

It completely depends on the community! If it is the getting the good old cock pic once in awhile that bothers you, Facebook or Myspace is way worse than these alt. erotica sites! In our case, it was actually photographers, film makers and so on. Before launching the beta site, a lot a those guys wrote my personally and gave me a really hard time; I would never get anywhere, no one would ever want to work with me and so on. Some even came after me personally, apparently I am butch, ugly, come off German (I don’t even wanna know what he meant by that) and so on?! After launching the public site, these guys had the nerve to come back and join the site, try to sell shoots to members and some of the models and so on.. That is why we made the changes in our Terms Of Use! No fucking way in hell, call me uptight and what not but I will not play that way and let those assholes prey on my ladies and members!

Other than that, its pretty basic; be nice to the girls, play nice and show some respect! Up until now, we have only had trouble with 1 model and 1 member that resulted in them leaving the site less then voluntarily and that is just fine with me! We are all adults and we might not all get a long but it is important to me that we all still play nice on the site!! I hope it stays that way..

You have some really hot and amazing girls, how do you go about finding them and approaching them about working with you? Has it changed since you launched your site?

I totally agree and I am very proud of my girls, even though we are “just” 16 at the moment.. Is it wrong to call them my girls? I heart them!! They have been amazing and really supportive!!! Ehmm, back to your question; we don’t actually find them – we have our promo sites like every one else and they usually find us through there! Thank God! And keep coming, ladies We don’t contact girls anymore with the purpose of having the model for us. Before launching the teaser site, we found the first couple of ladies for the site.. We only asked girls that we knew in some way or another so we were sure that these girls were really into the whole thing! Some are friends of mine and some are models, I met on other sites and became friends with and some are just girls, who I shot a time or two.. Some of the ladies are really serious about their modeling career and some of them just love being on the site and get naked in front of my camera and that is enough for them The good thing about it is that it gives us the advantage of having a lot of exclusive girls no one has ever seen before and like you said, they are HOT!

Awwwwww, you poor, ugly American! Ha ha ha ha Funniest question, Ive gotten up until now in like forever! Ill start with the features. On Payback Baby!, there are 2 kinds of membership – the standard member and the paying member. The standard member has limited access to the site and is free, that means no access to the other members personal profiles, the sets and so on. The paying members have access to it all, simple as that! The features, we offer on the site is 5 updates a week, including 1 photo set. We have our so called “Crushes”, that are reviews of movies, music, websites, shops and so on. You get your own personal profile with your own comment section, guest book, photo album, friends list, hotlist, greeting system, blogs and so on. We also have our groups, were members can create new ones and post topics in and what not! Other than that, there is our chat, our Payback Baby! merchandise shops and our polls, which all are allowed to create also.. It is your basic community with all the goods and shit, we just spiced it up with our sets and our Crushes!

Part 2, let me try to explain this without getting your eyes crossed and you thinking about Girl On Girl action instead We charge in Euro because of the financial crisis and being based in Europe. When you join the site, you start out as a standard member and then you upgrade to a paying member with full access through Paypal. This is what a private member pays for a full access membership:

30 days: $5.70 USD
90 days: $14.26 USD
180 days: $25.67 USD
365 days: $45.64 USD

We also offer Business Memberships, which allows you to promote your business, post pictures of your products with intent to sell and so on, those prices are different.

30 days: $18.54 USD
90 days: $51.35 USD
180 days: $99.85 USD
365 days: $188.30 USD
Happy now?

We are going to offer videos – we already have videos in store for you guys but we still need to figure out some details before going live with that feature. We want it to be decent quality and also to show the female body off in ways, Youtube wont allow us too, so… *Grrrrrrrrrrr*. So keep around for that, that is a promise! We are also considering other things like a forum but that is not decided on yet, so I wont go into that to much! There are still some minor quirks and shit, we take care off as fast as we possibly can.. We are still young, we have been public for exactly 1 month today so Happy Anniversary us! As long as the site is up and I am behind it, we will keep improving it and make it a better place to be..

Love to Altporn and all the fans out there from Payback Baby! and Mette Th13teen.

The set up for this video is kind of complicated. I like the BurningAngel videos where they mostly just do it, but this one has a scenario where Joanna Angel and Draven supposedly have people tell them they look alike and so they both fuck Joanna Angel’s boyfriend James Deen to see if he can tell the difference. Supposedly he can’t really tell them apart, even though they are not even wearing the same outfits. I actually found this video and accompanying pics really depressing. Joanna looks really genuinely sad through most of this. Draven appears to be getting off, but Joanna does not. I’m closer to Draven’s age than Joanna’s, but I think it would be awful to share my boyfriend with someone who looked kind of like me, only younger and prettier with better tattoos. If I enjoyed this video more, I might have more to say about the sound levels on the slurpy kissing being kind of gross at how loud they were, but mostly this whole video just made me incredibly depressed and feel so sad for Joanna.

I don’t think I get the joke about Brian Street Team having sex with a lot of the girls who appear on BurningAngel, but he’s really hot, so I don’t mind not getting the joke part. Is the joke that they pay their street team members by paying girls to have sex with them? That seems like it can’t be it, but it is the only thing I can think of. When I say Brian Street Team is hot, he does have a tiny paunch and a faux hawk, but, for porn, he is super hot and, if someone I knew were dating him, I would definitely not think it was charity. Both Brian Street Team and Draven have great ink and most of Draven’s is on her left arm and she turns out to be left-handed. Anyway, Draven is one of my new favorite alt girls. She is so sexy and pretty and enthusiastic. BurningAngel offers their videos in a number of formats and I had trouble getting the sound to work on the full movie. I liked the music from The Secretions in the trailer, so I wanted to hear more in the real video. I finally got the sound to work on the later parts of the video with some formats, but then there wasn’t any music. The sex, as always, is the best part of this BurningAngel video. Draven and Brian Street Team seem to just be having a lot of fun. Draven has at least one very real and hot orgasm, where her whole body flushes, although there is one point where she seems like she is about to cum again and Brian Street Team stops fucking her. He seems to have a little trouble getting off himself right at the end, but Draven compliments his cock, which is a very nice cock, and her hand looks really cool pumping him with her hot pink nail polish and black tips.

You may have noticed a new look here at AltPorn.net, and along with that new look are some great new features for our readers. There is still lots of work to be done and a few areas may act wonky for a couple days, but we’re very excited about the upgrades. It’s hard to believe that AltPorn.net has been around since 2003 and we’re just launching what we see as .v2. So, check it out, register yourself a profile. Upload some pics. Start a blog. Make some friends. Participate in our new forum. Add your twitter to your profile. watch some video trailers. And enjoy all the good stuff we’ve always offered too.

If you have any problems or questions or difficulties, please you our new contact form.

Alt/ArtPorn site Zivity is losing a sizable chunk of their initial investment support. Zivity garnered a lot of attention with it’s widely reported $7 million+ in seed money provided by self described ‘mainstream’ tech investors and venture capitalists. The ‘web 2.0′ site, which relies heavily on models to submit content and then create their own buzz in the hopes of earning themselves an eventual payout based on popularity they generate for themselves, rather than opting for a more traditional affiliate sales structure, has not been as wildly successful as had originally been speculated. Their current Quantified (directly measured) monthly visitors measure out to equal 17.5K people (US) 26.2K (Global). By comparison APN currently measures 32.9K people (US) 66.5K (Global). Those are all directly measured quantified results, which are known to be more reliable than most other traffic measures, especially when being directly compared. So, in order to earn out for their investors more quickly, they have diversified their projects, money, and staff to generate more winners. According to industry sources AVN, XBiz, et al., $3 million of their remaining $4 million and 65% of their current staff are being split off to pursue the success of their new mainstream tabloid TopFans.com site, as well as some MySpace games and applications.

I’ve always found the Zivity business structure curious, along with the handful of girls that promote it. Nearly every one of the top AltPorn sites pays out at least 50% of sales generated by standard affiliate promotion and some of them give an even higher percentage payout to their models who promote their own appearances. They all pay out in just a couple of weeks too. This has always sounded like a much better deal than the the overly complicated and slow system Zivity offers. So, it’s not really a big surprise to me that they landed themselves about mid-list at best.

By the way, if anyone has $5 to $7 million burning a hole in their Ed Hardy’s and wants a successful hot new art/altporn site, hit us up. We’ll hook you up. Talk to me in the next two weeks and I’m authorized to cut it to maybe $1.5mil*.

Kaoskittens is a brand new AltPorn site launched last week by the same people that bring us NeoNasty, BeautyandBraces, EverydaySlaves, KinkyZee, RopeRookie, TissueQueens, Toxxxy, and more. As a matter of fact, they are offering a network deal right now that give you access to all those site metioned above when you join their new Kaoskittens.

This new multi-girl alt site is more of a diverse photographic collection from photographer Michael Andrews than it is a true multigirl AltPorn site. And by diverse, I don’t mean dark complected Eurasian pumpkin-fuckers, I mean it’s a mixed bag of Alt-models, fetish girls, and cute young tight-bodied blondes. Although some of the girls are cool looking and some of the photography is unquestionably appropriate for the genre, there is a lot of work there that I would say falls outside what we would expect from a site claiming it had “one of the most extensive collection of sexy gothic girls, girls with tattoos and alternative models on the web.” It does not. Or at least, it would be far down on the list is anyone were to make a list of all the sites on the web featuring sexy gothic girls, girls with tattoos and alternative models. Despite the boastful claims we’ve come to expect with every new altporn site launch, you may still find a lot of very hot content. It currently features 118 galleries of hi-res images, with new galleries being added weekly, plus full length hi-rez movies, and the network deal is very good. There are a bunch of sexy and well know alt models on their roster already, and we look forward to more. We don’t currently know about any plans to offer interactive or community features, but if you like sexy and creative photography and want to get access to a lot of content with your membership, check Kaoskittens out.