I just found the cutest gallery of sexy little super pierced teen Haley Sweet putting three golf balls in her tasty looking little shaved vagina. I love that she’s really having a good time and laughing while the balls squeeze out and bounce across the floor. I wonder if they are going back in her Daddy’s golf bag when she’s done. Haley has a surprising amount of ink and body piercings (although you can’t see them all in these shots) to still be able to pull off that cute a look. Little Mutt doesn’t always have the most alternative girls but they do strike a balance between adorably cute and outright obscene that really turns me on. Click the pic for a free sample gallery from Little Mutt. Anyway, I thought these were hot and fun and had to share. Hope you like them too.

Sexy Mette Th13teen is offering a new discounted membership offer for new and existing Payback Baby memberships. Get a three month membership and you will get your fourth month free. It’s like 25% off. They have some really nice looking alt-photography over there, so if you haven’t checked it out yet, here is a good opportunity.

I know some of the APN boys have little crushes on Fleshbot’s newest editor Lux Alptraum, so I am probably going to take some heat from them for pointing this out, but I don’t mean this article in a bad way. Posts like the most recent altporn-tagged one (below) on Fleshbot make me wonder if Vivid purchased Fleshbot from Gawker back when original editor John D. left. The gist of the Fleshbot article is that Club Jenna is totally ripping off Vivid-Alt by launching some sort of altporn line and including Joanna Angel in one of their titles. First off, Club Jenna has worked with alt superstars like Belladonna in the past, and Janine has more ink than Joanna Angel and Belladonna combined these days, so this is not Club Jenna’s first foray into altporn. Okay, I’m just going to stop and roll my eyes for a moment. Although APN covers Vivid-Alt releases, I have never been assigned one for review, but I still have a clue.

Has Joanna Angel ever worked for Vivid-Alt? I am 99% sure the answer is no. I think Joanna Angel did work for Vivid’s more gonzo lines in non-altporn roles, but she definitely worked in an altporn capacity for VCA after Hustler purchased the company. VCA was candid about getting inspiration for their alt titles both from original VCA titles like Cafe Flesh and from Blue Blood and SuicideGirls, going so far as to explicitly name their inspirations in DVD extras and press releases.

If Fleshbot had asked whether Club Jenna called their altporn imprint Undrgnd without vowels to avoid a trademark infringement lawsuit from Penthouse, that would have been a valid question. Penthouse did launch their largely unheralded Penthouse Underground altporn imprint some years ago. I’m not defending Penthouse as Penthouse Underground did tap porn director Guy Capo to direct for them and he was responsible for Gothsend, possibly the most awful embarrassing example of video altporn ever created. I have never seen a Penthouse Underground video, so they could be great, but the pedigree is questionable.

Back to Joanna Angel. Burning Angel has released video of her directly. Other more mainstream video companies with Joanna Angel in releases they have distributed include New Sensations, 3rd Degree, Digital Sin, Adam & Eve, Diabolic, Zero Tolerance, Video Team, Digital Playground, Mile High Xtreme, Red Light District, 5th Element, Evil Angel, Wicked, and even Penthouse, and of course Vouyer Media who is putting out her upcoming L.A. Pink feature.

Joanna Angel is a successful pornstar, so how is it derivative of Vivid-Alt for Club Jenna to hire her to do her job, a job she has already done successfully for many companies?

Belladonna just added some sexy stills from her upcoming Strapped Dykes DVD (Evil Angel). Strapped Dykes features Belladonna, Jiz Lee, Syd Blakovich, April Flores, and Bobbi Starr, all involved in some crazy strap-on action and is scheduled for release on November 29th, 2009. I know that seems like the distant future, but these girls are worth the wait. From the looks of the stills so far, this is going to be a hot one. These are a few shots from the April Flores (Fatty D) and Jiz Lee scene. There are lots more stills from the video available right now for members of Belladonna’s site Enter Belladonna.

I was just watching the episode of Everybody Hates Chris where Chris Rock and Greg cut school to see Ghostbusters. Technically, I was watching my friend’s kid for her and her kid was watching Everybody Hates Chris, but the point is that I was just thinking about Ghostbusters and the scene where the giant Pillsbury Doughboy is rampaging through New York. Maybe the adorable Hezzy is a Ghostbusters fan. Either way, she is cute as a button with her teeny hot pink pigtails and this GodsGirls set is fun.