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DawnAvril: Dawn and Azrael getting to know each other.

DawnAvril: Dawn and Azrael getting to know each other.

Dawn Avril and her photographer boyfriend Phil are having a guest over in this latest update from her site. Luckily there’s no small talk and awkwardly watching...

Anal Acrobats: Bonnie Rotten gets all her holes filled

Most people know that Bonnie Rotten enjoys having loads of sex. And if one man can’t please her… why not bring three? These well-hung pornstars are exactly what...

AltPorn.net News Email Subscriptions

Did you know you can have AltPorn.net news updates delivered directly to your email? It’s a great way to keep up with new updates and AltPorn news. Just follow the...

EroticBPM: Signs Contract Girl Kitteh

EroticBPM just announced their first contract girl signing, bringing in APN member Kitteh (AKA Sylver until we figure out how to change it in the member database), who...

Babeland: Vibrating Chocolate Bunny

In the original Easter spirit of Pagan fertility festivals, it looks like Peter Cottontail has something a little extra dirty and sweet for your basket this year....

Little Mutt: Haley Sweet Fucks Golf Balls

I just found the cutest gallery of sexy little super pierced teen Haley Sweet putting three golf balls in her tasty looking little shaved vagina. I love that she’s...

Payback Baby: Membership Discount Deal

Sexy Mette Th13teen is offering a new discounted membership offer for new and existing Payback Baby memberships. Get a three month membership and you will get your...

EroticBPM: AltPorn Artifacts on Ebay

EroticBPM is offering never before seen unreleased content to go along with a real piece of AltPorn history. Killshot is auctioning off the original 10 gig hard drive...

AVN: Stoya and Belladonna via XCritic

We wanted to share a couple fun videos from our friends over at XCritic from the AVN 2009 show, featuring Stoya and Belladonna. I really like the Belladonna one....

Teh Suck

The APN Myspace profile got deleted. Sorry if we lost you. Add us back if you want.

Send Us Your Halloween Costume Pics!

Another glorious Halloween has come and gone, and we’re left with memories and pictures of hot people dressed up all slutty. I’m sure lots of us had some...

The World Famous Altporn Sitename Generator is BACK

Cash in now honey! » i am going to make so much freaking money after i register all these domains – Scott Owens

Fun Fan Sign Pics from Scar 13

The lovely and talented Scar 13 sent us some really fun, sexy fan sign pics a while back, but I’m a douche and never posted them. But here’s proof: Scar 13...

Whoops

Remind me to check the site after I make changes to important files so it’s not down for, oh, say, 16 hours.

Upgrades this weekend

If you’re seeing this, you’re seeing us on the new server. Things still need to be fixed up and tweaked, so bear with us while the process moves forward....

Oh Violet, you make me feel so much better

I’m quite sick. I really should have gotten a flu shot a long time ago, because if I did my sinuses might not be filled with goo, and I might not be pointlessly...

Screens from Miss Bunny’s Forensic Files appearance

I totally forgot to follow-up on my previous post about Miss Bunny’s appearance on CourtTV’s Forensic Files. I taped the show, and took some screenshots: The...

Hey baby, I like your claw

I’m not a huge fan Mythbusters — more out of laziness than dislike — but maybe I need to if there’s a chick with a huge fucking iron claw on it.

SexyFandom: Real Doll Home Surgery

SexyFandom points out a fascinating, and kind of disturbing, collection of images from Real Doll repairs.

Top 500! Woot!

This was nice to discover: it appears Altporn.net been chosen as one of Feedster’s top 500 blogs (#373, specifically). Woot!

Aine: the Best Reason to Visit Portland

Portland is a cool town, but I can think of no better reason to visit than the lovely Aine. When I was in town last summer, Genesis LaVey was kind enough to take me to...

3xL: Whaddap rubber-lips?

Is it your goal in life to look like a glossy action figure? 3xL has found the lipstick for you, Sally! 3xL writes: Doir has created a new lip gloss there makes your...

Sexy Fandom with Molly Case: McBoner

Sexy Fandom with Molly Case appears to be, as they say, “back,” and she’s dropped some info on McDonalds in Japan gender-bending Ronald into a hot...

Get Altporn.net in your Inbox, baby

I’ve added a new feature: daily summaries of updates, e-mailed directly for your reading pleasure. You can use the form here, or the one in the left sidebar:

CyDyBlog.net: Lesbian Gamers

I find girls playing video games very erotic, thank you very much. So I’m posting this. CyDyBlog.net writes: The magazine Killer Betties has an article entitled...

BarelyEvil Favorites: Deja Chan

In America, it’s Labor Day, which means we don’t go to work. I don’t get it either. Anyway, seems like as good a time as any to show off another...

Isabel Samaras: Gomez and Morticia

I just love this painting by Isabel Samaras: (Via sexblo.gs.)

Add altporn.net to your news page

I’ve added some handy-dandy buttons to add altporn.net’s content feed to your favorite news aggregators, like My Yahoo! and My MSN. Here are the buttons in...

Joanna Angel to Direct for VCA

AVN :: Articles – Joanna Angel to Direct for VCA: “It’s really, really cool,” she told AVN.com. “I definitely used to think about things...

Rion Vernon’s Pin-Up Toons

Rion Vernon’s Pin-Up Toons : Fleshbot I’ve been to this site before, but I was reminded of how awesome it was by this post on Fleshbot. Rion Vernon does what...

Comments working again

Looks like it was a problem with the WP Blacklist plugin deleting everything. I’ve disabled it for now until I can figure out what happened. Hopefully we...

Tough Girls Roll in the Bronx – New York Times

Okay, so there’s no nakedness (this is the Times, after all), but is there anything sexier than female roller derby? No, there is not. Bone. Tough Girls Roll in...

Comments broken

We seem to be having an issue with comments — they don’t work. We’re working on it and will have them running again ASAP.

CyberDyke: Model Call!

CyberDyke writes: CyberDyke is looking for girl/girl couples (you can be real live lovers or “friends with benefits” or just two models who feel comfortable...

Another upgrade complete (mostly)

I upgraded the site to WP 1.5. There are still some messy-looking pieces, but mostly everything seems to be working okay. The whole process took longer than your usual...

GothicSluts: Darkly elegant Maitresse Jennifer

The corset Maitresse Jennifer is wearing in this elegant GothicSluts.com photo series was custom made by the wonderful Isabella Costumiere for Amelia G and Forrest Black...

Search Term Report

One of the things I find most interesting in my web stat reports are the phrases people use in search engines to find this site. Here’s the breakdown from March...

CyDyBlog.net: Sexuality and Personality Survey

CyDyBlog.net writes: Thanks to Mary’s post in the bisexual community on LiveJournal, I found this survey about sexual identity and orientation. It’s 50%...

CyDyBlog.net: Press Bias

CyDyBlog.net writes: Damn, I hate when wire services not only present a biased slant, but actually spin the stories they send to their partners. The Washington Times, a...

Holy crap, have I been busy

Basically, I had an assload of contract work come in, and since I do this site in my spare time, it got pushed out while stuff that actually pays money took precendence....