Category: AltPorn Updates

Burning Angel: Welcome Cheshire!

This kinda looks like one of those movies where a kid goes to sleep 8 years old and wakes up 22. Burning Angel writes: If you like greasy cheeseburgers, star wars, and...

Nighttime Girls: TJ – No Flash Nude

This looks like a cool new update from NightTimeGirls. I’m sorry, I’ve written a lot of these tonight, and I’m out of funny quips. Come up with your...

Nighttime Girls: Update – Heather Mars : Pull Over and Strip

Sometimes girl cops touch their boobies. At least in my department. Nighttime Girls writes: Heather is just yummy eye candy in her sexy cop outfit. Who wouldn’t...

CyberDyke: More sexy sox at Serafina’s Sox

Penny in Sox on Box on Nox! CyberDyke writes: More sexy shots of Penny in her baggy long socks, except this time she’s only wearing socks! See more at...

SpookyBlog: Gothic Corset Queens Domiana and Azreal Together

I’ve noticed lately that Amelia and Forrest’s photography seems to have a little more saturation. I think this set at GothicSluts.com is a good example: the...

Fatal Beauty: angiepants Set: White

I like lingerie. A lot. So when we get a set that features some awesome lingerie, like this gorgeous corset wrapped around Angiepants here, I get excited. That’s...

Burning Angel: Kylee Returns!

Kylee Kross: you know her, you’ve seen her cooter. Now watch her pretend to talk on the phone, and then show you her cooter! Burning Angel writes: Isn’t it...

Burning Angel: Neon Neon Neon

This set has the word “ninja” attached to it, but she clearly has pirate titties. I don’t get it. Burning Angel writes: No matter what Neon does, what...

Featured Model: Scar 13

“The first shoot I was ever offered was 4 years ago for Hustler’s Taboo magazine. I have always leaned towards erotica, fetish and good old fashioned smut...

Burning Angel: Welcome January!

Fuck if I know why she’s named January, but what a gorgeous girl. She’s edumacated too, being a fan of Poe and architecture. Now I must scheme how to steal...

NoFauxxx: Another duet?

I was a little disappointed that there were no viking kittens in this set. NoFauxxx writes: Oh, it’s true. How often do we get to see Trouble gettn it on? This...

Nerdp0rn: read me first panties!

Anna and I have a lot in common: I often pound one out after HTML coding! I’m sorry. Please just look at the picture. It’s far more entertaining. i needed to...

Burning Angel: Oh My Goth

Pixie is one of my favorite BA models, so it’s always a good day when she appears on my monitor. Burning Angel writes: Pixie looks like that mean girl who works at...

Burning Angel: Sabrina Sparx!

I take back all the mean stuff I said, Mitch. Please give us more stuff like this! Burning Angel writes: Everyone at BurningAngel has driven Sabrina to the point of...

CyberDyke: New year, new hot model

CyberDyke writes: Happy New Year! Ring in the New Year with a hot new model, Penny! She’s giving us a little tease in her stockings and panties. So innocent yet so...

Burning Angel: Pinky Lee!

Now we’re cookin’. I have a major rager lingerie fetish, and nothing kills my sexibuzz faster than a chick in some kind of adult version of Underoos....

Fatal Beauty: Star Set: Monkeys

Friends, when viewing images at FatalBeauty.com, please remember that you are observing art. Refrain from hooting, hollering, whacking off, or imagining what...

Burning Angel: New Video, Joanna and James

Mitch apparently doesn’t read this blog much, because he’s never verbally beaten the crap out of me for giving Burning Angel shit almost constantly. That...

Burning Angel: Dana Dearmond

So what have we got here? A big speaker, a bondage cross, some yellow rope, and awesome wood paneling. Oh, and Dana Dearmond. She has squeezable boobies! Burning Angel...

Burning Angel: Ladies and Gentleman! Kylee Kross!

I think our world would be a much happier one if there were more dildos in more pussies in the Oval Office. Burning Angel writes: What the hell was Kylee doing in the...

Burning Angel: Whisky

“Whisky Tits” are when you drink so much, you think Joanna’s boobs are as nice as Whisky’s. Burning Angel writes: At a moment when I was feeling...

Burning Angel: Sinead

This poor girl has lost all her clothes, and has to wear a burlap sack for a miniskirt. Won’t you help? Burning Angel writes: These days her life is all about...

Burning Angel: Back With That Classic Ass

I’m catching up with BurningAngel posts I missed over the holidays. First up is this great new set from Sinn. It’s nice to see some curvier models on BA,...

SpookyBlog: Diana Knight Knows How to Brandish a Weapon

Blueblood continues its Models Who Can Kill You series with this RubberDollies set with Diana Knight. SpookyBlog writes: A Don Pace rendering of fetish and fantasy...

It was like a million voices crying out in unison, then reaching for a tissue

Anna Logue of Nerdpr0n is our new favorite hottie, and certainly is the fantasy of every red-blooded nerd and geek across this great cyberverse of ours. Maybe we can...

NoFauxxx: Happy New Year from No Fauxxx!

NoFauxxx writes: Welcome Chloe and Dionysus to No Fauxxx on the message boards, after watching them kiss, move, and make love in this amazing debut set. And, come pay...

Spiceplay: Maya: New ink

Fleshbot recently did their Top 10 Hotties of 2005 (including our friend Victoria Lane), but I think they forgot someone. Maya Lofgren is not only the prettiest Swede in...

Fatal Beauty: Berlin Set: Bath time

Much like the city Berlin, the girl Berlin is petite, likes a bit of pain, and has a cute little ass. Fatal Beauty writes: Berlin hops in the bath, reads a sexy book,...

Burning Angel: Ass-a-gogo

Go-go boots. That’s some punk rock shit. It reminds me of an MST3K episode from the 10th season called “The Girl in Gold Boots,” where a guy named...

Nighttime Girls: Introducing Molly Heartbreaker

Nighttime Girls writes: In an Exclusive deal between NightTimeGirls and MollyHeartbreaker.com we get to bring you the very first pics of this incredibly gorgeous model....

SpookyBlog: Saia's Back! …on EroticBPM

So ladies, if the butt is round, And you want a triple X throw down, Dial 1-900-ALTPORN And kick them nasty thoughts SpookyBlog writes: EroticBPM‘s popular model...

Burning Angel: The Birthday of Jesus

I have no fucking clue what’s going on here, but apparently I missed a hell of a party at BurningAngel HQ. Burning Angel writes: This weekend is Christmas. I...

SpookyBlog: Start the New Year Off with a Bang

Is it really necessary for our subcultural erotica to be filled with bad language? Can’t we all do our part to class things up a little? Also, I’d really...

Happy New Year from Altporn.net

Happy New Year! Things have been a little busy lately and updates have been a bit slow, but we’ve got some really cool things in store in the next couple days, as...

SpookyBlog: Happy New Year!

SpookyBlog writes: Miss Bunny and Blue Blood’s GothicSluts.com wish you all a happy (and safe) New Year! 2006 is going to be hot!

SpookyBlog: Angela Ryan Performs Vintage Art of Burlesque

SpookyBlog writes: This season, Angela Ryan performed at not only the Dallas Fetish Ball, but on the Fluffgirl Burlesque Society Tour helmed by Cecilia Bravo. This was...

CyberDyke: Happy Holidays from Serafina!

CyberDyke writes: A special x-mas treat from the archives! Serafina wraps herself in a strand of lights and shows off her pretty toes. I’m sure this gallery will...

CyberDyke: Special Dec 25th update

Sorry, I’ve been busy with life and crap, but I thought I’d put up a couple fun Xmas themed posts. Hope you dig! CyberDyke writes: Roxxie strips off her...

SpookyBlog: Darenzia on the Newsstand and Book Cover

SpookyBlog writes: Latex diva Darenzia has had a busy winter with photographs featuring her in the Folsom Fair Street Guide, Marquis, and Heavy Rubber. And she even...

Burning Angel: Pixie!

I’m thinking she can do whatever she wants to me with the strap-on. Burning Angel writes: Pixie’s best time involved a fire escape and a strap on. This girl...