Category: AltPorn Updates

Nerdpr0n: Naked Book Report

It’s another one of Anna’s sexy naked book reports. This really probably would have made me stay awake in class, but I’m not sure how much I would have...

BurningAngel: New Video starring Chapel, Pixie, and.. well… a big penis!

It’s the Babe Chapel show! Those BA folks do make some hot videos and this one sounds like fun too. Chapel has really pretty eyes, like she’s lying to you...

Nerdpr0n: Domo-kun fun

Can you buy nerd cred in t-shirt form? Well, yes you can. ThinkGeek is sort of the Hot Topic of the nerd/geek identified world, but I’m still not certain what a...

CrazyBabe: Mayhem

There is another crazy dirty hot featured update over on CrazyBabe. This one features Mayhem, tearing things up (and off) in a 546 picture set at the Princess Lefferts...

Look Out! Toxxxy’s Got Knives!

This one is right out of my pleasant dreams. Toxxxy‘s got razor sharp knives bound to her hands with shiny black bondage tape. Now that seems like a great way to...

RazorDolls: Amber Loves Her Candy

Happy Valentine’s Day everybody. Candy for everyone! It looks like the Razordolls girls got a head start. Good for them. RazorDolls writes: Sweet Little Amber is...

DeviantNation: BrandyWine Loves Flowers

It’s all about candy and flowers this week, oh and more cherries too. I suppose it’s just that time of the year. I’m kinda digging BrandyWine’s...

InkyGirls: Easy Axis Mona

Welcome to APN’s youth hostel for wayward girls… oh, wait, that’s just my little fantasy… InkyGirls Mona sure is a hot little punkrocker! Exactly...

BurningAngel: January’s Bowl Full of Cherries

I like cherries. January has very nicely shaped breasts as well. BurningAngel writes: Next time I see January, I am going to ask her what is the story with the cherry...

Fatal-Beauties: They Do Respect Her Butt…

Ah, dumpster diving, how I almost kind of miss you. Some AltGirls wouldn’t know trashy even if they got in the dumpster! This FatalBeauty picture kind of reminds...

Sexy Industrial Guerrilla Bondage Art

I do tend to think that the world of altart and/or altporn needs to take some more risks these days. It seems like people are getting complacent and loosing that air of...

Two Big Meanies: Lauren and Candy

We just ran across this sexy video clip sample recently posted on Two Big Meanies. TBM for the uninitiated is a really fun and original BDSM oriented sort of blog site...

Nerdpr0n: valentine’s day

I’m not sure how ‘nerdy‘ it is, but this stockings shot is really hot. I can’t imagine how long it would take to catalog my library. It’s...

BurningAngel: Don’t Mess With Sinead!

I should get a paintgun. I think that’s what that is, right? I’ll all for bikini paintball challenge, or maybe strip paintball! That sounds hot! Well, kind...

SpookyBlog: Wicked Szandora Nude and Busted

I was just digging around and ran across this gem from BarelyEvil. More girls should have cool hair like this. I loves me some funny colored hair! The vertical nipple...

A Question About Negativity?

We have a question for our loyal AltPorn.net readers regarding negatively focused comments on posts and example pictures and such. Generally speaking, we enjoy...

FattyD: Black Lace Beauty Bath

The D is short for Delicious, as it should. April ‘Fatty D‘ Flores is awesomely sexual and just an awful lot of fun, and this new series sounds HOT! I...

Deviant Nation: Graveyard Sally Says Arrrgh

Well shiver me timbers! A pirate’s life is looking pretty good to me! Graveyard Sally sure looks like a tasty sailing companion if we ever saw one, with that cute...

RazorDolls: Stoya and Mac Lovers Unite!

What I will never understand about Mac people is their near cultish idolatry of new Apple products. To worship a product that is fundamentally not superior in any way...

Vintage Hollywood Fetish Dolly Madeleine Sophie

As people know, I’m not always one for the vintage dress-up shoots. They usually end up looking kind of like a bad court date Salvation Army accident, but this...

Nerdpr0n: teh intarweb

I want to see a live action reenactment! Anna could start with the Badger dance (my favorite), followed by a spirited rendition of All Your Base with tassels on her tits...

BarelyEvil: Woodland Nymph Sasha Grey

I was just watching this little interview clip and the more I know about Sasha Grey the more impressed I am with her. She just totally rocks. Leave it to the people at...

BurningAngel: Mornings with Pixie!

I certainly wouldn’t mind a morning drink with Pixie, especially after a long wild Saturday night out on the town. But, I think this Sunday is all about beer....

RubberDollies: Nikki Vega Loves the Shiny Sexy Latex

Our featured model Nikki Vega just appeared in a hot looking RubberDollies fetish fashion layout, shot by Amelia G and Forrest Black. Nikki is looking a lot like candy,...

BurningAngel: New Video Starring Jade!

I’m a little confused about who exactly is being generous in this scenario, but that’s not really all that important to me. What is important is getting to...

Altporn ‘A' List Alexa: Feb 01, 2007

Well, here is the February installment of our regular AltPorn ‘A’ List Alexa Rankings study. Looks like our big winners this month are RazorDolls, moving up...

And What About BrokenDollz?

For a site listed in our AltPorn ‘A’ List, BrokenDollz has kind of been flying below the radar for a bit. As far as the genre goes, it’s one of the...

CrazyBabe: Dirty Delilah

I do have to say that I’m a little concerned about this latest series of 570 pics, as well as HD video footage, for a set titled Scat Queen Delilah. I was kind of...

BurningAngel: Pinky Pancake!

There is something a bit Dukes of Hazard about Pinky here, but she is kinda sexy none the less. Although, I’ve always thought that ‘infectious’ was an...

Suicidegirls Serves Lithium Picnic Court Papers

According to Philip Warner’s Lithium Picnic Studio news blog, the former Suicidegirls photographer is being sued for “shooting apnea and allegedly operating...

Sexy Michelle Aston Loves the Plushies

Looks like we’re on a crazy plush kick today! This recent GothicSluts set of the lovely Michelle Aston looks like a lot of colorful fun. Her tattoos are just...

Deviant Nation: Cerah’s Gloomy Bears

You know, I think I won one of these playing ring toss at Coney Island a long long time ago. I always wondered what happened to her. Looks like she’s all grown up...

EroticBPM: Checking Out Fantastic Skytastic

Proper candy ravers are so adorable, and EroticBPM has by far the best collection of sexy dance culture cuties and naked DJs available today. It looks a little like...

BurningAngel’s Porny Monster Party

Speaking of Burning Angel news, Forrest Black from Blue Blood, was cool enough to drop us this cute shot of himself with Joanna over at the Burning Angel Porny Monster...

BurningAngel: Sexy Wet Bella Vendetta

I wonder if I tell Bella Vendetta that I’m shooting a movie, maybe I can get her to dress up like a sexy maid and clean my house! That sounds really hot. Then...

Audacia Ray Launches New Waking Vixen Site

Audacia Ray, perhaps best known as the executive editor of $pread, an entertaining magazine by and for sex workers, and now author of Naked on the Internet: Hookups,...

BurningAngel: Sexy Horticulture with Catra!

I’m loving Catra’s look in these sexy pictures. The classic garterbelt and matching lingerie combo over her great ink is just delicious, and her candy hair...

Nerdpr0n: Naked Book Reports

Anna’s literary take on the Naked News sounds like it could be interesting. I kind of think a sample naked book report should be made available. I know Anna...

BurningAngel: Diamonds Are Rae’s Best Friends

Rae Malaya is really fun and sexy. I’m not sure I totally get the diamond concept here, but if it’s an excuse to look at more hot pictures of her, then...

Sexy BarelyEvil Tattood Threesome

But me a ticket for this show! These girls look really great together. This whole set is really well done, because it really looks like the girls forgot there was a...