Category: AltPorn Updates

Spiceplay: Maya: New ink

Fleshbot recently did their Top 10 Hotties of 2005 (including our friend Victoria Lane), but I think they forgot someone. Maya Lofgren is not only the prettiest Swede in...

Fatal Beauty: Berlin Set: Bath time

Much like the city Berlin, the girl Berlin is petite, likes a bit of pain, and has a cute little ass. Fatal Beauty writes: Berlin hops in the bath, reads a sexy book,...

Burning Angel: Ass-a-gogo

Go-go boots. That’s some punk rock shit. It reminds me of an MST3K episode from the 10th season called “The Girl in Gold Boots,” where a guy named...

Nighttime Girls: Introducing Molly Heartbreaker

Nighttime Girls writes: In an Exclusive deal between NightTimeGirls and MollyHeartbreaker.com we get to bring you the very first pics of this incredibly gorgeous model....

SpookyBlog: Saia's Back! …on EroticBPM

So ladies, if the butt is round, And you want a triple X throw down, Dial 1-900-ALTPORN And kick them nasty thoughts SpookyBlog writes: EroticBPM‘s popular model...

Burning Angel: The Birthday of Jesus

I have no fucking clue what’s going on here, but apparently I missed a hell of a party at BurningAngel HQ. Burning Angel writes: This weekend is Christmas. I...

SpookyBlog: Start the New Year Off with a Bang

Is it really necessary for our subcultural erotica to be filled with bad language? Can’t we all do our part to class things up a little? Also, I’d really...

Happy New Year from Altporn.net

Happy New Year! Things have been a little busy lately and updates have been a bit slow, but we’ve got some really cool things in store in the next couple days, as...

SpookyBlog: Happy New Year!

SpookyBlog writes: Miss Bunny and Blue Blood’s GothicSluts.com wish you all a happy (and safe) New Year! 2006 is going to be hot!

SpookyBlog: Angela Ryan Performs Vintage Art of Burlesque

SpookyBlog writes: This season, Angela Ryan performed at not only the Dallas Fetish Ball, but on the Fluffgirl Burlesque Society Tour helmed by Cecilia Bravo. This was...

CyberDyke: Happy Holidays from Serafina!

CyberDyke writes: A special x-mas treat from the archives! Serafina wraps herself in a strand of lights and shows off her pretty toes. I’m sure this gallery will...

CyberDyke: Special Dec 25th update

Sorry, I’ve been busy with life and crap, but I thought I’d put up a couple fun Xmas themed posts. Hope you dig! CyberDyke writes: Roxxie strips off her...

SpookyBlog: Darenzia on the Newsstand and Book Cover

SpookyBlog writes: Latex diva Darenzia has had a busy winter with photographs featuring her in the Folsom Fair Street Guide, Marquis, and Heavy Rubber. And she even...

Burning Angel: Pixie!

I’m thinking she can do whatever she wants to me with the strap-on. Burning Angel writes: Pixie’s best time involved a fire escape and a strap on. This girl...

SpookyBlog: EroticBPM's Bella Starr is December 2005 Penthouse Pet of the Month

SpookyBlog writes: Oh, so many moons ago, super babe Bella Starr made her debut on EroticBPM. Bella has just finished both a New York appearance and her Penthouse Club...

Fatal Beauty: Isis Set: Carrots

Fatal Beauty is the only nudie site I can think of where the carrot doesn’t end up in the chick’s cooter. Nevertheless, Isis is very yummy, and her glasses...

Burning Angel: Neon

The folks at BurningAngel apparently passed the fuck out last week, but they’re back with a new set featuring Neon where, from the looks of it, she titty-fucks a...

SpookyBlog: Luscious Strawberries with Luscious Sun Karma

SpookyBlog writes: You may have spotted her on the newsstand this winter anywhere from Maxim’s Stuff Magazine to Hustler’s Taboo Magazine, but Sun Karma is...

SpookyBlog: MissBunny's Mardi Gras Performance is a Winner!

SpookyBlog writes: MissBunny just posted a ton of great pictures from her winning Nude Miss World performance. For this one she put together an amazing Mardi Gras show...

CyberDyke: Sexxy Miss Lizz’s sexxxy feet

Sorry for the lag in updates; work and ye olde holidays have kept me pretty busy. The next few days should be better, though. Serafina’s back with a new...

SpookyBlog: Graveyard Flashing, a Gothic Sluts favorite

There’s a great song on Motorhead’s 1916 album called “Ramones.” I think both Johnny and Lemmy would appreciate this new set on GothicSluts....

SpookyBlog: MissBunny takes home Miss Nude World crown!

When I think of Miss World, I think of that Hole song. When I think of Miss Nude World, though, all I think of is Miss Bunny, and any thought of her is a pleasant one....

SpookyBlog: Sexy Voltaire dancing in red ribbons and lace

Just in time for the holidays, Voltaire is all dressed in red ribbon for you. Booyah. SpookyBlog writes: Just like one of my favorite Sisters of Mercy songs says...

SpookyBlog: Masuimi Max in Hot Latex Action

Mira Sorvino in The Replacement Killers always gave me a big boner, so I’m a sucker for a girl with handguns. RubberDollies comes through bigtime for us with this...

Burning Angel: Parallel Lines

New York: where you can wear that t-shirt your mom made into a rag, even after it’s been drenched in floor polish. Maddison‘s got the NYC style down pat in...

Fatal Beauty: Nyx – Bath Time

One time I thought the Nyx on FatalBeauty was the same Nyx from eroticBPM. They’re not. Ooops. Anyway, this is a hot lil’ set that starts of with a sleeping...

Fatal Beauty: Selena Set: The Dress That Gets Around

Hot girls are hot, even in a dress that looks like something I threw up when I ate those bad cheese fries. Case in point: Selena‘s new set on FatalBeauty.com....

eroticbpm: Cherry

When my girlfriend moved in with me, one of the things she brought was her DVD copy of Cherry 2000 (1987), described by many as “Melanie Griffith’s last good...

Burning Angel: How do your say “I’m hot for teacher” in Polish?

If you thought BurningAngel had gone all New York trash on ya, this set from newcomer Kodoq might change your mind. By day she’s a schoolteacher, but at night she...

Spiceplay: face: Closet

Face is turning into one of my fav models. She’s just terribly cute, and I love her black slip, fishnets, and pearls. Gorgeous, gorgeous girl. Spiceplay writes: I...

eroticbpm: Betty Doum and Nicking

Betty Doum is a hot little number who oozes sexuality, and this is the second jaw-droppingly sexy hardcore set I’ve seen from her and Nicking. I feel a featured...

Burning Angel: Isis

I’m old. Girls like Isis think I’m creepy. That doesn’t keep me from lusting after their glasses and assses, though. Burning Angel writes: Just a few...

Burning Angel: Bathtime!

I have never taken a bubble bath. I have taken a bath where bubbles were involved, but that’s a different sort of thing. Therefore, I must live vicariously through...

Burning Angel: Kylee Kross and D. Scumbag

I believe in a simple set of truism to guide us in our lives: Garter belts make everything better When in doubt, eat chocolate If you’re a chick, don’t get...

InkyGirls: Worship Richard at the altar

I have a confession to make: InkyGirl’s Richard is one of my absolute favorite models. And I’m not the only one to think that way, as I’ve heard some...

InkyGirls: Dottie and Jezahell return

InkyGirl’s Dottie and Jezahell‘s are the kind of dirty pair that you dream about after a long night of coding web sites. I know I’d much rather find...

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InkyGirls: Friday’s on timeout again

Next up from InkyGirls is the second part of Friday‘s “Timeout” set. I know something about putting people on timeout, and lemme tell ya, it’s...

InkyGirls: Nancy does her homework

Here’s another fun update from InkyGirls. This time, Nancy works her schoolgirl action, showing off her gorgeous curves and beautiful ink. It’a 4:00 PM and...

CyberDyke: Special treat for Thanksgiving

I admit that I’m not a bigtime foot dude, but Miss Lizz has some fabulous feet, and a gorgeous body attached to them. Beautiful black and white photography...