Category: AltPorn Updates

BurningAngel: I

Wow, Jade looks like a fun girl to party with! She’s looking especially spooky hot in this as well. Yummy! We can’t wait to see more of her. BurningAngel...

BarelyEvil: Zipper Szandora

It’s been a while since we’ve seen Szandora. And I’d have to say that she looks great in this sexy evil themed BarelyEvil series. We love the red...

Deviant Nation: Leila’s Diluted Reprieve

There is a running joke in the altporn community, something about how altmodels obviously don’t know how to clean a bathroom and that’s why they are always...

BarelyEvil: Crazy Rubber Spiked Darenzia

I know what’s on my list this year. It’s like if Punk Rock had a Wonder Woman. SpookyBlog writes: For some reason I’ve always imagined Santa’s...

Nerdpr0n: Nintendo wheeeee!

I’ve been looking at a lot of sites with pictures of broken plasma screens. Apparently people get VERY excited and end up throwing the Wii controllers through...

CyberDyke: Foot Femmes!

That sexy Minx girl has eyes like a wolf! I love the expression in this shot. CyberDyke writes: Sunday was always my lucky night when I was dancing up in North Beach at...

Sexy Dance Party with Wish and Nails

Now this is some sexy stuff! Members of EroticBPM were making some noise about wanting to see Nails with another hot raver party girlfriend, and they got their Wish!...

BurningAngel: Abby is a Schoolbus Rebel

Forgive me if this is obnoxious or anything, but could someone explain to me how this is supposed to be altporn? I know that all the sites in this genre can sometimes be...

BurningAngel: Calling Nurse Catra!

BurningAngel‘s nurse Catra is looking pretty sexy! I love her cute but devious expression. That girl looks like the fun kind of trouble. I still can’t figure...

Deviant Nation: Airrica: Slow Ride

That’s a mighty big vibrator you’ve got there girl! I’m not usually a fan of the girls on bikes genre of photography. I love hot girls, and I really...

RubberDollies: Shiny Militant Darenzia

Wow, she could write me a ticket! A lot of girls can’t pull off the whole security force militant cop motif, but these Darenzia pictures rule! I’ve got to...

Deviant Nation:Locke: Skater Grrl

I love Aqua Teen Hunger Force too, well, I did anyway. The more recent episodes have not had quite the same chaotic randomness that some of the earlier ones did, instead...

EroticBPM: Meet Seattle from Arizona

Seattle has the prettiest eyes. They are just the perfect shade, almost too perfect. Maybe she’s some sort of raver replicant, like the design daughter of Pris or...

BurningAngel: Jolie!

Would a woman that mated with a Spiderman lay a thousand spider eggs? BurningAngel writes: I knew Jolie had a thing for Harry Potter and Curious George, but I...

Halloween Should Be Monthly

Halloween is such a great holiday. Everybody gets to dress up and go crazy and eat treats and meet their neighbors. It’s just great. As a matter of fact, I think...

BurningAngel: Pretty Pixie!

Bob Coulter sure is a creative and talented guy. I’d really like to meet him one of these days and shake his hand for making so much hotness. (Well, I still feel...

Bella Vendetta Flashing the Boardwalk

Looks like Bella Vendetta has been a very busy girl! We’ve been seeing her pop up on all sorts of cool sites, but this most recent set on BlueBlood’s...

Deviant Nation: Jessica is a Modern Flasher

I wonder if flashing has really lost it’s power to really disturb people. I mean, it used to be that if some deviant freak popped open his raincoat to show you his...

EroticBPM: Raver Cuties are Crazy Hot!

EroticBPM sure has some great girls, and I enjoy seeing them having a good time. It’s like ‘alt’ without the gruff attitude, which is certainly...

BurningAngel: Bella Vendetta is a Sex Punk

Bella Vendetta is such an awesome girl! And we know she’s a total sweety. I don’t think she’s kicking anyone’s ass over here, unless it’s...

Deviant Nation: Violet: Blue Suds

Smurf gore! It’s Gargamel’s kinky girlfriend reenacting some sort of twisted Elizabeth Bathory ritual… and it’s working! Look how young and hot...

BurningAngel: I love Sabrina – By Richard Kern

Richard Kern is widely known for his great photos featuring modern cuties in their underwear, and this is something we certainly respect. His New York Girls book was...

SpookyBlog: Scar 13 and Superna Getting Ready

I just wanted to take a moment to be thankful for the many beautiful images Scar 13 has given us to see. This series of Scar and sexy Superna is a true bounty of...

BurningAngel: Adhahlia Sighting – Photo Evidence

Adahlia is such a hottie! BurningAngel does seem to get some sexy girls together, but geting to see tasty Adahlia is enough to make me a happy camper. There is a...

RazorDolls: Pixie Pearl: Skulls and Stripes

Sex and Pizza! Consider me RSVP’d! RazorDolls writes: Everyone Welcome the lovely Pixie Pearl to the Razordolls family! She is a beautiful young woman with a...

RubberDollies: Darenzia slip-n-slide!

A couple gallons of slick lubricant and some good gothabilly music and we’d be set! Shiny latex makes my mouth water. Is that so wrong? And on top of that,...

Nerdpr0n: Blow Jobs: The Next Generation

Dear Anna, I don’t remember anything in the Star Trek canon about Starfleet ensigns giving oral pleasure. Did I miss an episode or something? And if I did, could...

BurningAngel: I Am Not Apathetic About That Ass Whatsoever

BurningAngel’s Apathy has a spectacular ghetto booty. Shazam! Also, that is the biggest rubber ducky I have ever seen. That’s like a rubber ducky for those...

BlueBlood: Dana Dark’s New Fingernail Polish Technique Is Unstoppable

I have never seen anyone with a fingernail paint job as beautifully minimal as Blue Blood girl Dana Dark’s. It had never occurred to me to only paint some of the...

RazorDolls: Sierra Sin Sleeps With Ghosts

Some people have irrational fears of ghosts hiding underneath the bed. In the new RazorDolls video “Trick and Treat,” ghosts not only come out from...

CyberDyke: Minx, Bound In Rope Lights

Here’s an offbeat CyberDyke photoset–Minx all decorated in festive rope lighting. Best Christmas tree ever!

BurningAngel: Sinead And Isis Star In “Naked Card Sharks”

Does the winner of this game get a seat at the World Series of Poker? Imagine the ratings spike! BurningAngel writes: Isis and Sinead sat down to play a friendly game of...

BurningAngel: Lystra Will Menace You With Plastic Things

Is that a water gun in Lystra’s hands? I hope she has training as to how to use that properly! BurningAngel writes: Everyone, say hello to our newest girl, Lystra!...

BurningAngel: Charlotte

Burning Angel girl Charlotte seems nice and sporty. I wonder if she’d be up for a nice game of rugby? Or lacrosse? BurningAngel writes: The last time I hung out...

RazorDolls: I Am Curious (Stoya)

Excellent Halloween costume on RazorDoll Stoya! I love petting blue kitties in fishnets. Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. RazorDolls writes: Its Halloween night and Stoya Kittie...

NoFauxxx: Madison Young Would Definitely Get Kicked Out Of Catholic School For This Photoset

I don’t recall anything in the Baltimore Cathecism about using holy water in the nude, do you? See more of Madison at NoFauxxx. NoFauxxx writes: Madison’s...

Deviant Nation: Aries Frolics In The Great Outdoors

Is that a cactus behind Aries? Once while I was job-hunting in a large city in the American Southwest, I accidentally ran into a cactus while wearing business casual. I...

Nerdpr0n: Anna Leads The Zombie Nation

Dear Anna, I don’t much care for board games but I do care about getting it on with zombies. Yum yum brains! Love, Melisande Nerdpr0n writes: What better way to...

BurningAngel: Duchess In Black … Bra And Panties, That Is

I applaud BurningAngel Duchess for her minimal taste in undergarments. Sometimes you don’t need to wear anything fancy to make a positive first impression. Also,...

Fatal Beauty: Natas, Domestic Goddess

Can I be a homebody with Natas? She could teach me how to perform simple household chores in a state of undress! And I might even learn how to boil water without burning...