Category: AltPorn Updates

Fatal Beauty: Isis Set: Red Dress

This set contains what is one of my favorite photos ever. How cute is Isis with her toungue sticking out?!? Fatal Beauty writes: Isis is so pretty in this red dress....

Nerdp0rn: ladies night!

Remember that song “Ladies First” by Queen Latifah with Monie Love? That was a dope song. One night we will get Anna drunk and make her sing that at a...

CyberDyke: New! Naked Penny

I’m not what you’d call a foot fetishist, but if you’ve never had your toes sucked, I highly recommend it. It’s awesome. CyberDyke writes: Penny...

Nerdp0rn: a hot, hot, hot shower

I totally forgot to put in some snarky comments on my last nerdpron update story. I actually am running out of ideas for this one, but I will say that Anna looks like...

CyberDyke: Meet Satine!

Had to crop this one down a bit, but I think you can figure out what’s going on. Badoink! CyberDyke writes: Seething sexuality! See even more of this luscious...

Burning Angel: Cheshire

Baby, let me light your bunson burner and mix my DNA with yours. Boogie. Burning Angel writes: When Cheshire isn’t posing nude on the internet, she’s a...

CyberDyke: “Boxing Zille”

I ordered a Zille the other day from DarkPlay.net, and they were nice enough to send me pics of my model getting ready to ship. I can’t want to try it out!...

Burning Angel: More Maddison! Yipeeee!

Dude, nerds were always sexy. Just because you youngins grew up when being a nerd was cool, you think you know it all. All dem bitches were up in my pocket protector....

Nerdp0rn: ZOMFG pink fishnets!

Nerdp0rn writes: meYOW! see me read Transmetropolitan in some hot pink fishnets and stilettos! much, much more of this sexy set at my site! and if you haven’t been...

Fatal Beauty: Mourning Starr Set: Sucker

Completely unrelated to new FatalBeauty model Mourning Starr (who looks fabulous in her pink and black lingerie and fishnets), I was reminded by this post of a band here...

Fatal Beauty: Anabelle Set: Yr. Mom

Anabelle kinda looks like that cute girl with the short hair and glasses you see around campus, but usually you don’t see her tits and ass, except when you imagine...

NoFauxxx: JUNX in our trunx!

Don’t let it ever be said that I didn’t post a picture of a dude licking a vibrator. NoFauxxx writes: You’ve witnessed his scandalous ways at Gravy...

Burning Angel: Kylee and Rob Rotten

Dude, what the hell happened to Rachel Rotten? Can anyone fill me in? I found this little bit, but the fact that Rachel isn’t mentioned anywhere on her former site...

SpookyBlog: Bella Vendetta Naked in the Graveyard

Glasses? Fishnets? Tattoos? Piercings? You’re too good to me, Amelia. SpookyBlog writes: GothicSluts.com certainly has the most impressive collection of beautiful...

CyberDyke: New this week at Serafina’s- Candice!

I love the stockings and black heels she gets into later, but I really love the black pants and metal belt Candice has in this preview pic. I find weird things...

Burning Angel: Aren’t they so Precious?

When you think classy, you think BurningAngel. But they’ve outdone themselves with this bonerrifficly hot set featuring Sinead and my superfavorite smart chick...

SpookyBlog: Nikki 666 shows off her beautiful tattoos

Any chick who calls herself “Nikki 666” doesn’t sound barely evil to me. har har har! SpookyBlog writes: Nikki 666 is fast becomming a popular favorite...

Nerdp0rn: a corseted nerd and her books

Mother of god, this is the hottest picture I have seen in a long, long time. Violet, your ass/iBook picture has some competition. Nerdp0rn writes: i got a new red corset...

Fatal Beauty: Natas Set: Black and White

Do you like boobies? Do you like feet? Do you like chicks with names like Satan, but reversed? Then you’ll like this. Fatal Beauty writes: Natas has returned with...

Nerdpr0n: I heart girls

I am a bad man, and have been slow about getting up posts for new material from my new favorite object of lust, Anna Logue. Here’s some recent hotness that...

Spiceplay: glitterhips: Pink & Black and Cute All Over

You know what? I love Glitterhips. You know what else? I think she is gorgeous. I think she is an incredibly, incredibly attractive person. *smooch* The only thing I am...

Burning Angel: New Girl! Yay!

Now I don’t want to freak you guys out, but apparently this girl has a tattoo. Try to keep an open mind. Burning Angel writes: Jolie has 2 hearts tattooed on her...

Burning Angel: Battle of the Bath Toys!

Fuck that, my devil duckie will take out all you bitches. Burning Angel writes: I’ll bet you a million dollars that Isis’ rubber duckie could kick your...

Burning Angel: Do Not Underestimate the Power of Elle!

One time I untied my penis with my tongue. The real question is how it got tied in the first place. Burning Angel writes: I’ve been known to do some cool things...

SpookyBlog: Kumi looks striking in kinky green rubber

It’s well-documented that Kumi, fantabulously famous fetish model, is in fact a monster. What’s not known is exactly which monster she is. For a while our...

NoFauxxx: Audacia Ray paints some ass

I am what you call a non-celebrity. Audacia Ray, however, is a celebrity, at least among erotic nerds. The difference is that Audacia has a hot ass, and I’m known...

Burning Angel: Aurie!

One time I claimed domain over an old girlfriend’s hoohah for Spain. I even planted a little flag. She didn’t like that. Burning Angel writes: Aurie says...

NoFauxxx: Mermaids

Garr! Thar be gender-bending mermaids about! Me wooden leg is stiff! NoFauxxx writes: Sexy genderqueer mermaids have been seen playing at No Fauxxx! I’m tempted to...

SpookyBlog: Cutie Nyx Profile and New Set on EroticBPM

Spookyblog posted an update on Nyx, one of our favorite eroticBPM models. SpookyBlog writes: Nyx is such a cutie. We thought we’d share a little fun and...

Burning Angel: Welcome Cheshire!

This kinda looks like one of those movies where a kid goes to sleep 8 years old and wakes up 22. Burning Angel writes: If you like greasy cheeseburgers, star wars, and...

Nighttime Girls: TJ – No Flash Nude

This looks like a cool new update from NightTimeGirls. I’m sorry, I’ve written a lot of these tonight, and I’m out of funny quips. Come up with your...

Nighttime Girls: Update – Heather Mars : Pull Over and Strip

Sometimes girl cops touch their boobies. At least in my department. Nighttime Girls writes: Heather is just yummy eye candy in her sexy cop outfit. Who wouldn’t...

CyberDyke: More sexy sox at Serafina’s Sox

Penny in Sox on Box on Nox! CyberDyke writes: More sexy shots of Penny in her baggy long socks, except this time she’s only wearing socks! See more at...

SpookyBlog: Gothic Corset Queens Domiana and Azreal Together

I’ve noticed lately that Amelia and Forrest’s photography seems to have a little more saturation. I think this set at GothicSluts.com is a good example: the...

Fatal Beauty: angiepants Set: White

I like lingerie. A lot. So when we get a set that features some awesome lingerie, like this gorgeous corset wrapped around Angiepants here, I get excited. That’s...

Burning Angel: Kylee Returns!

Kylee Kross: you know her, you’ve seen her cooter. Now watch her pretend to talk on the phone, and then show you her cooter! Burning Angel writes: Isn’t it...

Burning Angel: Neon Neon Neon

This set has the word “ninja” attached to it, but she clearly has pirate titties. I don’t get it. Burning Angel writes: No matter what Neon does, what...

Featured Model: Scar 13

“The first shoot I was ever offered was 4 years ago for Hustler’s Taboo magazine. I have always leaned towards erotica, fetish and good old fashioned smut...

Burning Angel: Welcome January!

Fuck if I know why she’s named January, but what a gorgeous girl. She’s edumacated too, being a fan of Poe and architecture. Now I must scheme how to steal...

NoFauxxx: Another duet?

I was a little disappointed that there were no viking kittens in this set. NoFauxxx writes: Oh, it’s true. How often do we get to see Trouble gettn it on? This...