Category: Reviews

Review: Blacklight Beauty

I’m doing something a little different with this review. Instead of, say, writing something properly, I decided to take running notes while I watched. It works out...

DVD Review: Barb Wire Kiss

I should first mention that I don’t watch porn for the plot, and I do not and in fact can not understand why anyone would. As you might have guessed, this porno...

DVD Review: Joanna’s Angels 2 – Alt.Throttle

Why do you watch porn? Is it for the plot? The acting? The (non-sexual) stunts? The dancing? How about car and motorcycle chase scenes? What’s that you say? You...

Review: RazorDolls.com

RazorDolls isn’t pretty. It’s kinda hard to read the text much of the time because of the brightly colored, busy backgrounds used. Figuring out the...

Review: Alter Ego

If I were to wildly oversimplify things, I could put the kinds of content we cover at altporn.net into two camps: artsy erotica and bonerfying pornography. In reality...

Review: Tristan Taormino’s House of Ass

When I first watched Tristan Taormino’s House of Ass, all I could think was “How could you pack this much porn on one DVD?” With 2.5 hours of feature...

Review: Sappho’s Girls, Vol. 1 (DVD)

Watching the first DVD release from Sapphos Girls, I sorta felt like the white guy at the club wearing FUBU gear — it wasn’t made for me, but I certainly...

Two Big Meanies reviewed on SugarClick

The cool folks at Two Big Meanies contacted me months ago about doing a review of their site, and I didn’t because I’m not really into BDSM so much, and...

Site Review: BurningAngel.com

BurningAngel is one of the best sites I’ve seen so far. It strives hard to be a place to see and be seen, and it achieves this admirably. Girls, toys and girls,...

Site Review: CityKittie.com

I moved this review up so folks could leave comments. If you’re a CityKittie model or customer, leave a comment and let us know what you think! -Ed Eight month old...

Site Review: DarkPlay.net

DarkPlay is a Cyber-Dyke site that features pictures and video. The content on the site is mostly lesbian and hardcore, and the quality of the site is very professional....

Movie Review: Art School Sluts

Eon McKai finally brings us a professional hardcore movie that appeals to those of us who are not looking for standard porn stars.

Site Review – Fatal Beauty

FatalBeauty. Wow. I was impressed from the start with just the site layout, and then I pushed further and immersed myself in true artistic erotic expression.

Site Review – That Strange Girl

That Strange Girl is an easy to use altporn site that brings quite a bit of fresh content to feed our hungry lust demon. An expanding base of models bring you some of...