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EroticBPM: AltPorn Artifacts on Ebay

by Truant : June 8th, 2009 : Add a Comment »

EroticBPM is offering never before seen unreleased content to go along with a real piece of AltPorn history. Killshot is auctioning off the original 10 gig hard drive upon which RaverPorn was launched and eventually morphed into the EroticBPM site we know and love today. The drive is wiped clean, but if you are a member of the site, he’ll infuse it with special unreleased content! This drive had sexy altporn on it before sites like SuicideGirls were even registered domains. I know a 10gig drive doesn’t seem very useful, but EroticBPM is only $19.95 for 90 days, so pick up a membership that’s about a third of the price of a standard site membership and pick up this beloved and trusty AltPorn artifact, and you will get to enjoy even more special unique and rare content. That sounds like a win win win to me. You have a limited time, so be sure to put in your bid now.

EroticBPM: AltPorn Artifacts on Ebay

EroticBPM writes:

I bought this hard drive when I started the site in order to have enough room to store all the porn I was making.

It has been in continuous service of this website for 10 years and has now been retired because 10 gigs is pretty useless to me now.

If anyone from Ebpm buys it. I will load some special unreleased content on it. So if you are the winner be sure to send me a message with your username to let me know!

AVN: Stoya and Belladonna via XCritic

by Truant : January 10th, 2009 : Add a Comment »

We wanted to share a couple fun videos from our friends over at XCritic from the AVN 2009 show, featuring Stoya and Belladonna. I really like the Belladonna one. She’s so in charge of the mob. I think the poor guy interviewing Stoya was just a little too tongue tied, but who can blame him. We wish all our talented friends, stars, directors, and producers, the best of luck with this years awards.

Very amateur looking set. Posing and rubbing Kattie Sage - In the Snow Caution dangerous curves ahead! Tory lane makes the cleaning crew sweat by sucking cock and getting pounded in this clip from shay jordan:sexual freak.

Teh Suck

by AltPorn : January 19th, 2007 : Add a Comment »

The APN Myspace profile got deleted. Sorry if we lost you. Add us back if you want.

Send Us Your Halloween Costume Pics!

by EdRoth : November 1st, 2006 : Add a Comment »

Every Day Is HalloweenAnother glorious Halloween has come and gone, and we’re left with memories and pictures of hot people dressed up all slutty. I’m sure lots of us had some cool costumes, so I’d like to invite our readers to email us pics of yourselves all dressed up and ready to rock. We’ll post up the best ones here.

Rules:

  • You have to be 18. You shouldn’t even be fucking reading this if you’re under 18. Go away if you are.
  • No, erm, excessive nudity. Boobies are okay, making out is okay, nothing beyond that. Don’t insert shit into any orifices, please.
  • Your images will only be used by us for the purposes of creating the gallery of halloween costume pics listed above. We won’t use them in any advertising, promotional materials, etc.
  • We have the right to refuse to use any of the images you send for any reason.
  • If you need to have a pic removed for some reason, just contact us.

Email your pics to halloween@altporn.net

And while you’re at it, check out Sexy Abe Lincoln.

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The World Famous Altporn Sitename Generator is BACK

by EdRoth : October 15th, 2006 : add a comment (2 so far) »

Cash in now honey! »

i am going to make so much freaking money after i register all these domains

- Scott Owens

Whoops

by EdRoth : September 25th, 2006 : Add a Comment »

Remind me to check the site after I make changes to important files so it’s not down for, oh, say, 16 hours.

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Upgrades this weekend

by EdRoth : August 5th, 2006 : Add a Comment »

If you’re seeing this, you’re seeing us on the new server. Things still need to be fixed up and tweaked, so bear with us while the process moves forward. Excelsior!

We’re moving to a fancy super-fast new server this weekend. This will probably cause some downtime while we sort through the moving boxes, so bear with us. We should be back to full speed this weekend.

Oh Violet, you make me feel so much better

by EdRoth : February 2nd, 2006 : add a comment (1 so far) »

My favorite picture of Violet.  It makes me think about doing her in the pooper.I’m quite sick. I really should have gotten a flu shot a long time ago, because if I did my sinuses might not be filled with goo, and I might not be pointlessly hacking up a lung every 5 minutes, and my joints might not hurt like they do, and my skin might not feel like it’s on fire (the last part is actually my allergies, but lemme tell ya, nothing better than to have a severe allergy attack while you have the flu).

So what could make me feel great? That Violet Blue loves us! She was kind enough to include our lil’ site on her front page in zee “New Link Orgy.” I think the “orgy” bit means we get to get it on with folks like the Viviane’s Sex Carnival crew, which is just great in my book.

I’m gonna to pull out all my teeth with a pair of pliers now.

(photo by Thomas Roche)

Screens from Miss Bunny’s Forensic Files appearance

by EdRoth : January 10th, 2006 : Add a Comment »

I totally forgot to follow-up on my previous post about Miss Bunny’s appearance on CourtTV’s Forensic Files. I taped the show, and took some screenshots:

Miss Bunny on Forensic Files
Miss Bunny on Forensic Files
Miss Bunny on Forensic Files

The episode is called “Summer Obsession”, and is #238, if you’re looking to catch it in reruns.

Happy New Year from Altporn.net

by EdRoth : January 1st, 2006 : Add a Comment »

Happy New Year! Things have been a little busy lately and updates have been a bit slow, but we’ve got some really cool things in store in the next couple days, as well as a backlog of very hot new stuff from our friends at EroticBPM, Blueblood, BurningAngel, FatalBeauty, and more.

Stay tuned!

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