I’ve just been introduced to the cool creative work of an artist by the name of Markley??? and I felt it was my duty to share these great portraits of our friend and fellow sex blogger Violet Blue. I have to admit that when I saw the first shot I thought it might be from our creative friends over at Porn Saints, but apparently there is no connection, not as of yet anyway. This is the kind of edgy creative work I really enjoy getting to see. Sex toys, fireworks, guns, and sexy tattooed friends of ours. That is what it’s all about. Check out the Markley: Three Question Marks site for some insane ramblings and more sexy dangerous creative work.

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• El Oh El!
• These chicks are 10 times more hardcore than your emo ass
• Nice alligator, baby
• Brooklyn bitches will give you stitches
  (tags: cherrybomb)
• Violet Blue issues a call to arms
• That’s one classy blowjob shot

• I knew Nancy was a bad girl
  (tags: coop-rules)
• Did somebody say chicken wings?
• I’m gonna make so much fucking money with these guys
• I think I saw a ferret in there

• Vixen Vivianne
  Normally this guy posts standard issue chicks and calls them “slunts,” but this girl is pale and a redhead and in black lingerie, so it’s pretty much like mainlining heroin for me.
• Why do I want to see this?
  (tags: dirty-sanchez)
• Found Polaroids
  (tags: your-mom)
• Braces are fucking hot
• “Average face, nice body. I’d pee in her butt.”
  (tags: morgan-webb)
• “The State of Smut: NYC”
  Go for the smartness, stay for Audacia’s directorial debut
• Hint to whoever wrote this: churches are historically dark and gothic
• Airborne
  This shit totally works
• rodriguez and tarantino’s grind house
  (tags: machine-gun-leg)
• “I came for fantasies, not nightmares”
  If you’re interested in HR issues at all, this is a really good blog.
• I would really like to see Violet ravish John Hodgman
• Combat Zone Unleashes Cumaholics
  (tags: best-avn-headlines-ever)
• Happy Friday The 13th
  (tags: ow-my-penis)
• Freedom costs a buck-o-five
• OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG
  (tags: zille)
• I really want every model who didn’t bother to read her contract and then bitched about it afterwards to read this

• “when burlesque meets art school”
• Nikki Vega was on My Name Is Earl last night
  It ruled. hard.

• “My inner whore is eternally irritated by my tendency toward this sappy behavior”
  CB is SOOO adorable
  (tags: cherrybomb)
• Beautiful blokes
  (tags: hot-dudes)
• Keep your seatbelts fastened
  This is even better than those instructions from Fight Club
• I was hoping this was “Circus Sex Extreme” and there would be clowns fucking
• I think I got a Franpire last time I was at IHOP
• Put on this wedding dress and I’ll top you
• Dildo Wars: Brooke Skye Strikes Back
  How do you sue someone because you’re a pushover?
• Oh god… taxes!…. YESSSS!!!
• Because the law never makes mistakes, and the death penalty totally works as a deterrent
• The password is “Barber of Seville.” Shit, wait… “Figaro!” God dammit.
• Fleshbot gives a bad review to a Vivid-Alt movie? Holy crap!
  (tags: pigs-fly)
• OMG JANET JACKSON IS A FATTY

• Sleep Fetish Smut: Damsels in Distress
  I’m tired of the motherfucking chicks falling motherfucking asleep on me!
  (tags: zzzzzz)
• Is this supposed to be the porn “American Ninja?”
• Tristan Taormino’s “Chemistry” Release Party
  I just got a copy of this in the mail, so a review is forthcoming. I’m hoping there’s an awesome orgy scene with Tristan at the center like her first movie. HOTTTT-T-T-T-T-T-T!!!!1111
• “The site features male and female sex play with an assortment of cucumbers, carrots, and bananas.”
  Are the vegetables anthropomorphic?
• “Honkies aren’t really Human”
• I should just link to every blog post Violet makes, because it’s always good and always has some hot picture that gives me an enormous erection
  Also, when I last emailed her it bounced, so that shit needs to start working.
• I think marcus jizzed all over that truck
• I think I killed that guy in Doom II
• I get all my tech news from AVN
• Lady Huge Boobs

• “the whole anal sex thing”
  (tags: poop-chute)
• New latex designers
• Trixie on Clips4Sale
• Latex in High Fashion… Again!
  having pillows on your arms might come in handy
• Tips for commenting on blogs
  You people need to comment more. Fuckers!
• Absolute Obedience Goes Gold
  You know what “anime” is? A japanese cartoon. Accept it.
• in the garden of eden
  I am doing something wrong, because I never get invited to shit like this.
• Coop in action!
  Goddamn he’s cool
• I knew there was something weird about Wal-Mart
  And not just the soulsucking example of corporate empire-building it is
• Amazon.com: The Smart Girl’s Guide to the G-Spot: Books: Violet Blue
  buy that shit!
• Top Ten Hottest Video Game Guys
  Luigi needs to get in there
• howto: protect yourself from the craigslist experiment
• Burlesque Against Breast Cancer
  Thanks Viviane!
• AVN :: Articles – Evil Angel Rolls Out Fashionistas Sequel
  I’m surprised they were able to keep themselves from misspelling “newcomer.”
• Thanks, Dick.
• What it’s like to hang with the owners of GodsGirls
  “Ahhh,” he says while flagging down the waiter to order one more Bloody Mary. “It’s great to be in the adult business.”
• ErosBlog: How Not To Write A Winning Personal
  “…wrestling experience is a plus.”
• Cherie Roberts/Nerdcore 2007 Calendar
  This just looks like NYC trash fashion, not “nerdcore”

• erased
  “New York City makes actresses of us all”
  (tags: nyc burlesque cherrybomb)
• The walking double-penetrator
  (tags: penile-duplication)
• The Fallout
  I’m sorry I used your toothbrush!
  (tags: the-ho-from-soho)
• My new friend Mr. Buzzy…
  Oh Zille, you’re my favorite!
• camping’s fucked up
  This is just kinda weird
  (tags: family-vacation)
• “It involved a stereotypical Jewish girl who woke up one day with pubic hair in the shape of a Hitler mustache.”
  (tags: mein-cunt)
• Rapist Believed He Was Ozzy
  Seems perfectly sensible
• 400 Pages of John Mark Karr’s Emails
  wow, this is really creepy