Melisande
BurningAngel: Lee Enjoys Painted Orange Walls In The Nude
MelisandeOct 02, 2006
If what’s stated in the blurb is true, I sure hope the Martha Stewart Everyday Colors paint line has some orange shades in it. Naked girls in front of orange...
DeviantNation: Angel With Scars
MelisandeOct 02, 2006
I am really into scarification, so it goes without saying that I am fixated by the scars on Angel’s legs. Damn. That’s on the near edge of hardcore....
BurningAngel: A Cliché Poem For Aurora, As Requested
MelisandeOct 01, 2006
Haiku for Aurora’s Pink Panties A pink cotton crotch right in my face. I am dead. So totally dead. BurningAngel writes: Roses are red, violets are blue,...
RazorDolls: “Great Hotel Bedspreads with Zoe Matthews” Is Season Passed On My TiVo
MelisandeSep 30, 2006
Zoe should really consider a career as a cable television travel show host. Think of all the hotel and motel bedding she could showcase! RazorDolls writes: If you havnt...
DeviantNation: Hilton Sports Hipster Star Tattoos
MelisandeSep 29, 2006
That’s a cute and beautiful lil star tattoo on Hilton’s back. And also note the cute and beautiful lil heart tattoo on her wrist. I like things that are cute...
Nerdpr0n: Anna’s Polka Dot Panties FTW!
MelisandeSep 28, 2006
Dear Anna, I want to come home to this after a long day slaving away at the salt mines. Love, Melisande Nerdpr0n writes: I took the sweetest darlingest pair of panties I...
BurningAngel: Whisky != Dick
MelisandeSep 28, 2006
Because she’s a girrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrl, a-duh. And like the blurb says, she’s a nice girl with killer boobs. I mean, look at them! Don’t those boobs kill...
BlueBlood: Kellie And Andy And A Fifth Of Jack
MelisandeSep 27, 2006
Domestic bliss can be achieved with liberal application of Jack Daniels. Also, writing “SLUT” on your husband’s chest in fake blood can be a turn-on....
DeviantNation: Aries Is Like A Box Of Chocolates
MelisandeSep 27, 2006
… and that’s where the Forrest Gump references end, because I just want to eat Aries up in one shot while watching my TiVo’d copy of the “Dancing...
CyberDyke: Candice Plays With Fun Dildo Toys
MelisandeSep 26, 2006
Oh, Candice. I love your taste in dildos. Have you considered checking out some of the higher-end glass dildos on the market? I would greatly enjoy your take–or...
BurningAngel: Jane The Alt.Porn Hooters Girl
MelisandeSep 26, 2006
Jane could eat Hooters shrimp with me anytime! More cute emo girls should get jobs at Hooters. We all know emo boys need to get a little meat on their bones, and what...
DeviantNation: Miesha Has A New Pirattitude
MelisandeSep 25, 2006
This would have been the perfect International Talk Like A Pirate Day tie-in post! … but I missed it by a week. My bad. Anyway, Miesha totally has pirattitude, as...
RazorDolls: Mika Tan And Lystra Model The Latest In Cowboy Hat Technology
MelisandeSep 25, 2006
When I think of corn-fed cowgirls, I do not think of Mika Tan and Lystra. It’s like my farmhand daydream has been hijacked by some altporn-minded higher power!...
BurningAngel: Send Me An Angelle, Right Now
MelisandeSep 24, 2006
Angelle’s pose reminds me of the daily outfit photos a blogger in Rhode Island is currently posting. I won’t link her because she’d probably freak out...
DeviantNation: Sin Has Big Boobs
MelisandeSep 24, 2006
I would comment on Sin’s interesting lower lip piercing, but I am so distracted by her hefty boobs I can’t even think of what I was going to say....
NoFauxxx: Avarice’s Rooftop Fun
MelisandeSep 23, 2006
Is that a little bit of bondage with coaxial cable I spy? Now that’s kinky! It’s not going to help you watch “Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip”...
BlueBlood: Girls Kissing, Now With 100% More Blood
MelisandeSep 23, 2006
Everyone enjoys girls kissing, right? But only the discriminating few enjoy girls kissing whilst engaging in bloodplay. Are you one of the discriminating few?
CyberDyke: Fierce Is, Well, You Know …
MelisandeSep 22, 2006
I love her boyish slicked-back hairdo, especially when paired with that nice rack. Yum! Check out the teaser page on the CyberDyke LiveJournal community for more photos,...
BurningAngel: Pinky, The 80s Fashion Icon
MelisandeSep 21, 2006
Man, check out that jean skirt over lace leggings. Can you say “on the way to a Madonna concert” or what? Plus, bonus peek-a-boo open toed shoes!...
Nerdpr0n: Anna Likes Double Dildo Penetration … A Lot
MelisandeSep 21, 2006
Dear Anna, If you need a hand with putting those dildos somewhere, I can help! Love, Melisande P.S. I’ll give you something to investigate! Nerdpr0n writes: Ooh,...
DeviantNation: Airrica Marks Herself Up
MelisandeSep 20, 2006
You know what would be really kinky? If Airrica got someone to write a sestina on her back. That might even be hotter than actual intercourse for poetry nerds!...
BlueBlood: Kellie Vamps It Up
MelisandeSep 19, 2006
The “blood” in this photoset is supposedly vanilla-flavored, according to the blurb on the Blueblood gallery. I didn’t know goths tasted like vanilla!...
BurningAngel: Chapel!
MelisandeSep 19, 2006
Nine Inch Nails fangirls should never be gagged without prior consent. I mean, I’m sure they’ll like it, but it’s only proper manners to ask first....
DeviantNation: Antietam Models The Latest in Barette Technology
MelisandeSep 18, 2006
This photoset is supposed to feature a lollipop but I’m kinda fixated on the barettes. Um, maybe she could do an all-barettes set next? DeviantNation writes:...
Nerdpr0n: Anna Likes Alan Moore … A Lot
MelisandeSep 18, 2006
Dear Anna, I had no idea “Lost Girls” was even coming out in hardcover, so I have to thank you for alerting me to its existence. Sadly, I’ve become so...
RazorDolls: Regan Reese Eats A Hamburger
MelisandeSep 17, 2006
I have nothing more to add here, other than the sentence “I like to eat Regan Reese while Anything!” not being gramatically correct. What. Figures that...
CyberDyke: Sapphire On Hardwood Floor
MelisandeSep 17, 2006
Combinations of precious gems and chemically treated wood are sometimes successful, as Sapphire demonstrates in this photoshoot. CyberDyke writes: Sappho’s Girls...
BlueBlood: Xanthia Rubbernecks In The Backseat
MelisandeSep 16, 2006
I apologize for the horrible pun, but when faced with Xanthia’s rubber-encased breasticles, I am at a loss for words. Forgive me.
SpookyBlog: Scar Lets The Puppies Breathe
MelisandeSep 16, 2006
Scar just loves hanging out on rooftops totally naked, and I love her for it. SpookyBlog writes: Scar 13 occasionally even braves the bright sunshine for a sexy shoot...
BurningAngel: Kayla Loiters In Front Of Graffiti Wall
MelisandeSep 15, 2006
She doesn’t even have a can of spray paint in her hand! What kind of b-girl is she!?! BurningAngel writes: Poor Kayla: she gets really excited over grafitti art,...
InkyGirls: Mona’s A Tiger At The Makeup Mirror
MelisandeSep 14, 2006
Attention Bettie Page Reenactor Fetishists! Mona’s got a new photoset at InkyGirls! What more do I need to say here!
DeviantNation: Frilly Panties Allowed In Bathtubs For The First Time Ever!
MelisandeSep 14, 2006
What is it with the frilly panties rage among all the kids? Are girdles coming back, too? DeviantNation writes: The devilishly delicious Junior Miss cleans up for us.
CyberDyke: Widows Get It On
MelisandeSep 13, 2006
I’m not sure I would recommend this method of dealing with grief, but if it works for you, go for it! CyberDyke writes: Sappho’s Girls Cyber-Dyke–porn...
BlueBlood: Marriah’s New Couch Technique Is Unstoppable
MelisandeSep 13, 2006
What Marriah can do with a crop and a davenport is simply amazing. She is well versed in The Art Of The Topless!
Nerdpr0n: Anna Likes Stacks … A Lot
MelisandeSep 12, 2006
Dear Anna, Why couldn’t you have flashed in a library *I* was studying in, just once? Love, Melisande Nerdpr0n writes: I had these pictures sitting around for...
BurningAngel: Adahlia Enjoys Fresh Fruits
MelisandeSep 12, 2006
Adahlia’s bra makes her breasts look like grapefruits. What is up with that? And what is up with the monster green earrings? It’s like a fruit explosion!...
DeviantNation: Ali Orange Chillaxes In The Desert
MelisandeSep 11, 2006
“Chillax” and “desert” are oxymorons, however. “Chilled dessert,” on the other hand, is the perfect apres-photoshoot treat. Hopefully...
CyberDyke: Lillie Lounges Around
MelisandeSep 11, 2006
Lillie’s not shy about lying around in the altogether. Also, that bed looks mighty comfortable. CyberDyke writes: Sappho’s Girls Cyber-Dyke–porn for...
RazorDolls: Gia, In A State Of Undress
MelisandeSep 10, 2006
Gia doesn’t remind me of my childhood at all. She reminds me of someone who forgot to get dressed in the morning. RazorDolls writes: Theres something about seeing...
Burning Angel: Kylee & Kurt Make With The Video Action
MelisandeSep 10, 2006
Isn’t it precious when people with tattoos fuck on video? Burning Angel writes: You’ve seen the photos… but on this evening I present to you the world...
