Melisande
Nerdpr0n: Blow Jobs: The Next Generation
MelisandeNov 21, 2006
Dear Anna, I don’t remember anything in the Star Trek canon about Starfleet ensigns giving oral pleasure. Did I miss an episode or something? And if I did, could...
BurningAngel: I Am Not Apathetic About That Ass Whatsoever
MelisandeNov 20, 2006
BurningAngel’s Apathy has a spectacular ghetto booty. Shazam! Also, that is the biggest rubber ducky I have ever seen. That’s like a rubber ducky for those...
BlueBlood: Dana Dark’s New Fingernail Polish Technique Is Unstoppable
MelisandeNov 18, 2006
I have never seen anyone with a fingernail paint job as beautifully minimal as Blue Blood girl Dana Dark’s. It had never occurred to me to only paint some of the...
RazorDolls: Sierra Sin Sleeps With Ghosts
MelisandeNov 05, 2006
Some people have irrational fears of ghosts hiding underneath the bed. In the new RazorDolls video “Trick and Treat,” ghosts not only come out from...
CyberDyke: Minx, Bound In Rope Lights
MelisandeNov 03, 2006
Here’s an offbeat CyberDyke photoset–Minx all decorated in festive rope lighting. Best Christmas tree ever!
BurningAngel: Sinead And Isis Star In “Naked Card Sharks”
MelisandeNov 02, 2006
Does the winner of this game get a seat at the World Series of Poker? Imagine the ratings spike! BurningAngel writes: Isis and Sinead sat down to play a friendly game of...
BurningAngel: Lystra Will Menace You With Plastic Things
MelisandeNov 01, 2006
Is that a water gun in Lystra’s hands? I hope she has training as to how to use that properly! BurningAngel writes: Everyone, say hello to our newest girl, Lystra!...
BurningAngel: Charlotte
MelisandeNov 01, 2006
Burning Angel girl Charlotte seems nice and sporty. I wonder if she’d be up for a nice game of rugby? Or lacrosse? BurningAngel writes: The last time I hung out...
RazorDolls: I Am Curious (Stoya)
MelisandeOct 31, 2006
Excellent Halloween costume on RazorDoll Stoya! I love petting blue kitties in fishnets. Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. RazorDolls writes: Its Halloween night and Stoya Kittie...
NoFauxxx: Madison Young Would Definitely Get Kicked Out Of Catholic School For This Photoset
MelisandeOct 31, 2006
I don’t recall anything in the Baltimore Cathecism about using holy water in the nude, do you? See more of Madison at NoFauxxx. NoFauxxx writes: Madison’s...
Deviant Nation: Aries Frolics In The Great Outdoors
MelisandeOct 30, 2006
Is that a cactus behind Aries? Once while I was job-hunting in a large city in the American Southwest, I accidentally ran into a cactus while wearing business casual. I...
Nerdpr0n: Anna Leads The Zombie Nation
MelisandeOct 30, 2006
Dear Anna, I don’t much care for board games but I do care about getting it on with zombies. Yum yum brains! Love, Melisande Nerdpr0n writes: What better way to...
BurningAngel: Duchess In Black … Bra And Panties, That Is
MelisandeOct 29, 2006
I applaud BurningAngel Duchess for her minimal taste in undergarments. Sometimes you don’t need to wear anything fancy to make a positive first impression. Also,...
Fatal Beauty: Natas, Domestic Goddess
MelisandeOct 29, 2006
Can I be a homebody with Natas? She could teach me how to perform simple household chores in a state of undress! And I might even learn how to boil water without burning...
BlueBlood: Bella Vendetta Flashing On A Carousel
MelisandeOct 28, 2006
Naughty, naughty Blue Blood girl Bella Vendetta heats up what would otherwise be a very sedate carousel ride. I’d like to buy her some cotton candy and take her to...
RazorDolls: Again With The Adorable Riley Mason
MelisandeOct 28, 2006
RazorDoll Riley Mason sporting red fishnets with cowboy boots? That’s a fashion choice I’ve never considered before. Also, it looks like Riley’s gone...
InkyGirls: Stitches Flaunts Her Ink
MelisandeOct 27, 2006
That is some amazing work on brand-spankin’-new InkyGirl Stitches’ back. I just want to lick it. InkyGirls writes: She’s sexy, cuddly and spooky. Meet...
Deviant Nation: Junior Miss Is Wild At Heart
MelisandeOct 24, 2006
Junior Miss is the perfect addition to any potted plant arrangement. The next time I think about shopping a plant sale, I’ll keep Deviant Nation in mind. Deviant...
CyberDyke: Chase And Zille Get Cozy
MelisandeOct 22, 2006
This Sappho’s Girls photoset looks very lush and decadent. Also, Chase and Zille are totally getting into each other. Check out the preview photos and you too will...
RazorDolls: Ali Orange, Prom Night Dream Date
MelisandeOct 21, 2006
Do high school senior emo boys dream of taking a RazorDoll to their Senior Prom? I like to think that they do. I also like to think that high school senior emo boys put...
BurningAngel: Pixie Has An Interesting Tattoo
MelisandeOct 18, 2006
BurningAngel girls always have sweet ink, but Pixie’s dots are definitely the most intriguing tattoo I’ve seen recently. Can I play connect-the-dots on her...
BlueBlood: Kellie And Andy Show Off Their Vinyl
MelisandeOct 15, 2006
Vinyl is totally making a comeback, as well as groping your significant other. Get on the vinyl bandwagon today! Check out the hotttt-t-t-t set on Blueblood.com and then...
CyberDyke: Victoria Gets All Artsy On Your Ass
MelisandeOct 15, 2006
Oh, Victoria. Please come lay on my floor just like that. Just like that. CyberDyke writes: Victoria, our enigmatic beauty!
Nerdpr0n: Anna Gets Batman Fanboys All Excited
MelisandeOct 14, 2006
Dear Anna, I used to be a big DC Comics fangirl, but I hadn’t heard of Harley Quinn before I saw you dressed as her. I must offer penance by patronizing my nearest...
BurningAngel: Kylee Couches It Up
MelisandeOct 14, 2006
Her dog is so cute! And her leather couch is even cuter, though I don’t know what’s going on with the coverlet. I say, if you’ve got leather, show it...
RazorDolls: Chole Cre’ture Endorses Red Chairs
MelisandeOct 13, 2006
The chair that RazorDoll Chole is sitting on would be perfect with my vintage Formica kitchen table. I can’t wait to re-enact The Bridges of Madison County with an...
BlueBlood: Victoria Sin Shows Off Her Beautiful Ass
MelisandeOct 12, 2006
… and an even more beautiful black leather lounger. I don’t know what I want more, Victoria or that lounger! Someone at BlueBlood has excellent taste in...
InkyGirls: Richard Goths Out Her Panties
MelisandeOct 12, 2006
Just in time for Halloween, here’s InkyGirl Richard showing off the latest in goth panty fashion. I totally dig the spiderweb charm. It’s cutesy-wutesy in...
BurningAngel: Adahlia Gets Popped In Living BMP IMG Color
MelisandeOct 11, 2006
The photo below the text? Is a bitmap image. Who uses bitmap images anymore? And why am I focusing more on that than the girls making out? BurningAngel writes: I popped...
BlueBlood: Roxy DeVille Will Cut You, Bitch
MelisandeOct 10, 2006
And she’ll look fucking hot doing it. Even if there’s a giant vulture scuplture in the room. As noted Libertarian ballroom dancer and sex expert Tucker...
CyberDyke: Stupid Boy. Let’s Get Some Shoes. Let’s Party.
MelisandeOct 10, 2006
Tess battling evil shoe saleswomen with a purple stuffed dragon backing her up would be totally awesome. These shoes rule!
BurningAngel: Angela Ryan Rocks Some Blue Jeans
MelisandeOct 09, 2006
If I say something too snarky here, Angela Ryan might attack me with her bangin’ rack. And it’d probably leave a nasty mark! BurningAngel writes: Angela Ryan...
RazorDolls: Page Morgan’s Got Hairspray And She’s Not Afraid To Use It
MelisandeOct 09, 2006
Page is sporting quite a bouffant. Not sure what the deal is with the bottle stuffed into the cleavage, though. And where did they find such 70s wood paneling out in the...
BlueBlood: Ariel X, Gagged
MelisandeOct 08, 2006
If you’re into Ariel X sporting stockings, nipple clamps and a ballgag, then check out this photoset. Or, if you need some all-caps encouragement: BREAKING NEWS:...
CyberDyke: Lulu’s Undergarments Are Unstoppable
MelisandeOct 08, 2006
I love old-school pantaloons! I wish girls still wore those instead of synthetic thong craptasticalness. BO-RING! Let’s hear it for silk tap pants! CyberDyke...
DeviantNation: Jane Jett, Vinyl Aficionado
MelisandeOct 07, 2006
Did you know that Jane Jett is one of the few people outside the Greater Chicagoland Area who owns every Wax Trax! Records vinyl release? It’s true! [Note: not...
BurningAngel: Ms. Jade Models The Latest In Scarf Technology
MelisandeOct 07, 2006
The blurb says something about Jade being “really fuckin’ hot in these pants,” but I’m too focused on the scarf–OH, AND THE...
Nerdpr0n: Dear Lord, Knitting Porn
MelisandeOct 06, 2006
Dear Anna, I don’t even know how to respond to this. I do know that I need to take you shopping at Jennifer Convertibles for a nice leather couch! Love, Melisande...
RazorDolls: Sasha Sparks Loves Her Dildo, I Just Love Her Tits
MelisandeOct 06, 2006
Damn, those are some tig ol’ bitties. Forget the dildo, can I just look at the boobies? Please let me look at the boobies. RazorDolls writes: We had the pleasure...
DeviantNation: Graveyard Sally’s Old Jalopy
MelisandeOct 03, 2006
Here’s two things I enjoy seeing together: old cars and tattooed models. Model T? No, Model Sally! DeviantNation writes: Graveyard Sally shows us her love for old...
