I’m doing something a little different with this review. Instead of, say, writing something properly, I decided to take running notes while I watched. It works out for both of us, because I get to be lazy and not really try, and you get to the experience of being there. Or not.

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Another glorious Halloween has come and gone, and we’re left with memories and pictures of hot people dressed up all slutty. I’m sure lots of us had some cool costumes, so I’d like to invite our readers to email us pics of yourselves all dressed up and ready to rock. We’ll post up the best ones here.

Rules:

• You have to be 18. You shouldn’t even be fucking reading this if you’re under 18. Go away if you are.
• No, erm, excessive nudity. Boobies are okay, making out is okay, nothing beyond that. Don’t insert shit into any orifices, please.
• Your images will only be used by us for the purposes of creating the gallery of halloween costume pics listed above. We won’t use them in any advertising, promotional materials, etc.
• We have the right to refuse to use any of the images you send for any reason.
• If you need to have a pic removed for some reason, just contact us.

Email your pics to halloween@altporn.net

And while you’re at it, check out Sexy Abe Lincoln.

Zille and Minz are looking all sexygoth in this gorgeous, hot set on CyberDyke.net. BTW, Zille makes an awesome Queen Elizabeth.

Is there a remake of Fast Times at Ridgemont High that I missed?

Look, Anna’s going that extra mile to class it up here. Check out that Escher drawing on the wall: that shit is classy. So when you’re thinking about her being on your bed, blacks heels and stockings looking all sexified, keep your masturbation classy and don’t leave a big icky stain.

I started modeling in 2001 while I was a dancer in San Francisco. I was approached by the guys that ran bondage.com at the club I worked at. I did three sets with them over the course of six months and the rest, as they say, is history. I was hooked on modeling immediately. During that time I started to branch out and meet other photographers and designers in the bay area. Not ones just in the fetish scene either. I always used to buy fashion magazines and stare at the photos for hours. I loved the lust, beauty and power that the photos portrayed.

Photos by Jonathan Wilkins, Vlad Voloshin

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Dana Dearmond is your Myspace girlfriend. She’ll even drool all over that red ball gag just for you. I mean, not that you’d think about her drooling all over stuff. I know I wouldn’t, even when it’s all hot and sexy on Blueblood.com

Chelsea looks like she’s trying out for the New Solid Gold Dancers. I’m now convinced that NYC trash fashion is just 20 year old clothing with more tattoos.

I’m totally ready to follow Baroness Darenzia into battle! Could the Blueblood folks just give me a little more time alone with her, though?

I always dug the name Shiva, and I really like this particular manifestation. More deities should wear corsets and stockings. I feel a religious experience coming…