I should first mention that I don’t watch porn for the plot, and I do not and in fact can not understand why anyone would. As you might have guessed, this porno has a plot, so that’s a pretty big strike against it right there. Fortunately, someone at VCA must agree with me, because one of the “bonus features” is a “sex only alternate version.” Someone deserves a little credit for thinking of that. At any rate, the regular version of the movie doesn’t have all that much of a plot, and the women featured here are all unbelievably hot. Allow me to repeat that: the women are beyond belief. I mention it twice since it is absolutely the only redeeming quality to the movie.

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Okay, I’ll admit to being a little confused by this model’s name because the Hindu god Shiva is, you know, not female. Hey, maybe she’s taking it back, like what’s-his-name did for “porch monkeys” in Clerks II.

Why do you watch porn? Is it for the plot? The acting? The (non-sexual) stunts? The dancing? How about car and motorcycle chase scenes?

What’s that you say? You watch porn for the sex?! You want to look at hot girls fucking in interesting ways, and maybe just relax for ten minutes and jerk off all over yourself? Yeah, me too! Unfortunately I guess that no one told Joanna Angel, the director and star of this movie, because she has some very strange ideas about what should be included in an adult movie. And how to film one. The sex here, what there is of it, is lifeless and dull, and the cinematography and lighting are fairly terrible and often utterly counterproductive and frustrating. If there is one thing that a porno should not be, it’s frustrating.

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Here in Hell, it can be difficult to meet a woman who even knows how to read, much less actually enjoys it. And reading naked?! Unheard of!

CyberDyke writes:

Sappho’s GirlsCyber-Dyke–porn for women, by women!
Click here for the Cyber-Dyke Pic O’ The Day!

If a picture is worth a thousand words, then how many is a video worth?
I don’t know either, so watch the vid and get back to me about it…

Burning Angel writes:

Check out this brand new video with our adorable newbie starlet, Morgan Mae. Yipeeeee! Yeeeehaw! Woooooohooo!

I’d fight my way through the seven gates of Hell for a little alone time with Serene Dream!

“When reality’s a dream and every lie is true
In the day when you are me and the night when I am you”

RazorDolls writes:

If you missed the video of Serene Dream last week, shame on you. however, you can make up for it, while checking out her equally hot photos taken minutes before hand! Of course afterwords you can watch her video anyways

Adahlia’s pretty inked up form what can be seen here, but I wonder what more tattoos hide behind that shirt…

Burning Angel writes:

If you would like to watch Adahlia and Kylee get it on, the please raise your hand.
I’m going to wave my magic wand and make this happen one of these days.

Projecting error messages onto a hot ass is clearly the way to go. Hopefully all next-gen operating systems will do this!

Nerdpr0n writes:

This set is a follow-up to the binary set I did with a projector. I pulled up a screen saver with a variety of errors from several OSes and turned myself into the best error messages you’ve ever seen …

Am I too pervy if I want to fuck her while she’s kneeling in the little red wagon? What about if she’s holding that stuffed bunny at the same time? [Ed: Yes.]

Burning Angel writes:

Sometimes I don’t know if I want to look at Sinead naked, or take her to the park. I guess… I would like to take her to the park naked. That might be the best option.

The way is not easy, I know, but I will take you by the hand and lead you through the cruel light into the velvet darkness.

RazorDolls writes:

Looks like were at it again! That First Part of the Orgy wasnt enough! The fans demanded more! So we gave it to them! Come check out what happens when 2 cocks get unleased on 5 horny girls in a secluded hotel room in hollywood. Behold the Majesty that can only be found on Razordolls.com!