Apparently Lorelei Lee is temporarily retiring from performing her trademark submissive BDSM roles for a while to go to grad school. This farewell-for-now shoot for Public Disgrace is out of this world and she really outdoes herself. And Lorelei Lee is always impressive in every scene. You can just tell she only does work she is really into and she is a very kinky girl. What can I say, I like to see real women having real orgasms. Hot as fuck and what is more alt than shooting in a tattoo shop!

In this GodsGirls set by Matthew Cooke, Elsa is in a home library with lots of shelves of books. I’m not sure how I feel about incorporating book burning into an erotic shoot, but Elsa is crazy hot with her soft curves. Her tattoos are creative as well and one reads “Dead Women Tell No Tales” while the other spells out INSECURE in all capital letters. I think a woman would actually have to have a good sense of self to get that tattooed across her sexy stomach.

Dors Feline has some truly pillowesque breasts. Where does a woman buy a J-Cup bra anyway? I’d say go braless, but Dors Feline appears to wear them, and I think, at an enormous J-Cup, it makes sense to wear one. Click the pic for a free Happy Halloween gallery from Dors Feline!

Jessica has a genuine sweet shyness in this Fucking Machines scene where one truly gets the sense that she is doing it for fun to explore her sexuality. I like her cute colorful ankle and foot vine tattoo and her lush wavy hair just begs to be pulled.

I’m not sure if I’m going to be allowed to keep writing for APN or not, but, for now, I just had to share these shots of Diana from GodsGirls with you. GodsGirls photographer Matthew Cooke knows how to make you want a shirt. Diana has on a teensy little top with a huge gold GG logo on them and that top is nowhere big enough to contain her fantastic breasts. Then she uses a little gold vibrator which matches the GG logo. Her blog is one of the more well-written ones on GodsGirls too. Sometimes I wish they didn’t have blogs because I’ll see pictures where a girl looks pretty and fun and then her blog will be all tragic in a way which doesn’t really fit the fantasy in the pictures. Diana’s blog feels really genuine. She is from Manchester, but she flew to America to see the Warped Tour and shot with GodsGirls while it was convenient. She seems to really care about music and good tattoos. She is a work of art herself and she is forever fantastic in my book because she snuck a picture at the airport of a woman checking through security in a giant bunny outfit. Breaking the rules!

I know some of the APN boys have little crushes on Fleshbot’s newest editor Lux Alptraum, so I am probably going to take some heat from them for pointing this out, but I don’t mean this article in a bad way. Posts like the most recent altporn-tagged one (below) on Fleshbot make me wonder if Vivid purchased Fleshbot from Gawker back when original editor John D. left. The gist of the Fleshbot article is that Club Jenna is totally ripping off Vivid-Alt by launching some sort of altporn line and including Joanna Angel in one of their titles. First off, Club Jenna has worked with alt superstars like Belladonna in the past, and Janine has more ink than Joanna Angel and Belladonna combined these days, so this is not Club Jenna’s first foray into altporn. Okay, I’m just going to stop and roll my eyes for a moment. Although APN covers Vivid-Alt releases, I have never been assigned one for review, but I still have a clue.

Has Joanna Angel ever worked for Vivid-Alt? I am 99% sure the answer is no. I think Joanna Angel did work for Vivid’s more gonzo lines in non-altporn roles, but she definitely worked in an altporn capacity for VCA after Hustler purchased the company. VCA was candid about getting inspiration for their alt titles both from original VCA titles like Cafe Flesh and from Blue Blood and SuicideGirls, going so far as to explicitly name their inspirations in DVD extras and press releases.

If Fleshbot had asked whether Club Jenna called their altporn imprint Undrgnd without vowels to avoid a trademark infringement lawsuit from Penthouse, that would have been a valid question. Penthouse did launch their largely unheralded Penthouse Underground altporn imprint some years ago. I’m not defending Penthouse as Penthouse Underground did tap porn director Guy Capo to direct for them and he was responsible for Gothsend, possibly the most awful embarrassing example of video altporn ever created. I have never seen a Penthouse Underground video, so they could be great, but the pedigree is questionable.

Back to Joanna Angel. Burning Angel has released video of her directly. Other more mainstream video companies with Joanna Angel in releases they have distributed include New Sensations, 3rd Degree, Digital Sin, Adam & Eve, Diabolic, Zero Tolerance, Video Team, Digital Playground, Mile High Xtreme, Red Light District, 5th Element, Evil Angel, Wicked, and even Penthouse, and of course Vouyer Media who is putting out her upcoming L.A. Pink feature.

Joanna Angel is a successful pornstar, so how is it derivative of Vivid-Alt for Club Jenna to hire her to do her job, a job she has already done successfully for many companies?

I know it is possible to turn 18 while still in high school and I believe that it is legal to photograph a girl over 18 even if she is still in high school. It still seems freaky that, if all The Ramones were alive, they would all be old enough to be her grandfather. Morgan Mae is going to be a very cute girl.

Lily is another model on GodsGirls who posts hardcore partying photos in her blog. She even gets her dogs stoned. I have a soft spot for a hard-partying pretty girl with French poetry tattooed to her nice curvy body. Makes her look fun and smart. Unfortunately I can’t read French. Anyone want to translate for us?

I like the green glowing look of this set of Brianna on GodsGirls. Brianna has gun jewelry, guns on her shirt, and a boombox tattoo on her leg. She doesn’t look old enough to know what a boombox is, but this curby cutie is welcome to my revolution anyway.

Today Nena Blue announced that they have “68 Exclusive High Quality Photos” of Apnea. The set is called Waffles and is shot by Lithium Picnic. Even if you do not recall that this exact same set posted to Apnea’s blog November 17, 2007 and to the Apneatic members area November 20, 2007, (We covered the update in December of 2007) if you are at all a fan of alt, you are probably aware of how unlikely a new set like this would be. It is still a good excuse to post pictures of two tasty things: waffles and Apnea.