When you read the phrase “pops balloons with her butt”, you can’t even imagine how sexy LilyEvans makes this look. She has a bunch of prizes inside the balloons and she sits on them and reads them out. So far we’ve had paddles, videos, Snapchat access and armpit farts. Yep, you read that right.
LilyEvans’ big eyes will drag you into a pit of infatuation which can only be broken by a deeper enamoration towards her. Her cute titties and lovable butt aren’t anything to be fucked with, so you’ll be staring slack jawed at them while you try to regain your composure. Of course, you’ll fail – every single aspect of LilyEvans is lovable, no wonder James and Severus both fell in love with her. Tonight is her fifth cammiversary, go say hi!
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