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BarelyEvil: Crazy Rubber Spiked Darenzia

by Truant : December 9th, 2006 : Add a Comment »

I know what’s on my list this year. It’s like if Punk Rock had a Wonder Woman.

SpookyBlog writes:

For some reason I’ve always imagined Santa’s little helpers as being sexy malevolent creatures, I mean it’s bitter cold and lonely up there and nobody that actually sees the real fat man seems to live to tell the tale. So, why wouldn’t he have a sort of harem of dangerous hotties? I would, and I’d be pretty jazzed if they looked anything like Darenzia here. Maybe that should be the uniform. All she needs is a funny little hat and a sack full of toys. Anyhow, these are the thoughts that dance through my head like sugar plums this time of year. Maybe the musak is getting to me again. I should certainly spend more time enjoying the creative work and beautiful unique girls over on BarelyEvil and less time in mall traffic. You probably should too, I know you’d enjoy it.

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