Comments for altporn.net - the guide to alt.porn and subculture erotica http://altporn.net Altporn.net is a weblog featuring news, interviews, reviews and features covering the sites, models and artists of the altporn, subculture erotica, and fetish genres Thu, 16 Oct 2008 00:01:43 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.3.3 Comment on RazorDolls: I Wanna Have Sex With Eddie Van Halen’s Guitar by eddie VH http://altporn.net/2006/08/10/razordolls-i-wanna-have-sex-with-eddie-van-halens-guitar/#comment-88822 eddie VH Fri, 10 Oct 2008 07:48:51 +0000 http://altporn.net/2006/08/10/razordolls-i-wanna-have-sex-with-eddie-van-halens-guitar/#comment-88822 Its a Dimebag Darrell (Pantera) guitar made by Dean - nothing to do with Flying V's or Eddie! Its a Dimebag Darrell (Pantera) guitar made by Dean - nothing to do with Flying V’s or Eddie!

]]> Comment on DigitalPlayground: Pirates Sequel by Punk Chicks http://altporn.net/2008/07/23/digitalplayground-pirates-sequel/#comment-86247 Punk Chicks Tue, 16 Sep 2008 00:34:06 +0000 http://altporn.net/2008/07/23/digitalplayground-pirates-sequel/#comment-86247 I havent seen this but i really enjoyed the last one a lot. This one even looks hotter from the poster. Thanks for informing me. Didnt even know it was in the works. I havent seen this but i really enjoyed the last one a lot. This one even looks hotter from the poster. Thanks for informing me. Didnt even know it was in the works.

]]> Comment on AltPorn Feature: Sean Adamz LazerBunny by pinky lee http://altporn.net/2008/07/21/altporn-feature-sean-adamz-lazerbunny/#comment-82583 pinky lee Mon, 25 Aug 2008 17:37:58 +0000 http://altporn.net/2008/07/21/altporn-feature-sean-adamz-lazerbunny/#comment-82583 Wow,Jesus, go back to your cross. I have been with lazerbunny since the beginning. Everyone has their own opinions. As artists we should all respect each other's art. But whatever, I'm probably too PC and I'm retired. xo Pinky Wow,Jesus, go back to your cross.

I have been with lazerbunny since the beginning. Everyone has their own opinions. As artists we should all respect each other’s art.

But whatever, I’m probably too PC and I’m retired.

xo
Pinky

]]> Comment on AltPorn Feature: Sean Adamz LazerBunny by S|A http://altporn.net/2008/07/21/altporn-feature-sean-adamz-lazerbunny/#comment-81996 S|A Thu, 21 Aug 2008 17:25:15 +0000 http://altporn.net/2008/07/21/altporn-feature-sean-adamz-lazerbunny/#comment-81996 HAI Haterz! How are you? I'm goood :) I hope you're good too God. Seems like if you were like all omnipotent and all you would know ...I mean you would DEFINETLY know..Sean Adamz really likes blowjobs. See maybe this is something that you forgot in your quest for lots of free punk rock porn splattered across the internet like some kind of raushenbergh bloodletting abstract painting. There IS an Art to the blowjob, ask Joanna Angel or any of her porn vixens, even they the punk rock mockumentarist KNOW that blowjobs are ART..DUMBASS. (so is war, get the book) Blowjobs are fucking great actually, so great Im going to go RIGHT NOW and get one. After I dispell a few rumors that seemingly the same exact person is posting everywhere anything cool happens for lazerbunny. 1. As Roggizoid has accurately stated (she should know shes been a bunny for a year now:) THE GIRLS THAT DO PORN GET PAID. 2. I don't know 'annonymous' or 'God' but these 'people' seem to act as if they have some special arrangement with my brain and can infultrate my 'hidden thoughts' THATS RIDICULOUS..asshole. Sounds like some really stupid drama shit to me, and everyone else. 3. I say what I mean..everywhere..theres no 'hidden meaning' or foggy fake shit to sift through like alot of other companies that claim to be one thing then end up to be another.i.e- feminism does not equate to 'chokin' a bitch out till she almost pukes while she takes two cocks.'- I mean WHATEVER do what you want america..THATS PORN..but I say what I mean, and I do what I want. LazerBunny is and has always been altporn,indie porn,whatever you wanna call it. Photo Sets got more graphic as the site allowed. A few models in the very beginning helped out in really big way by doing some amazing sets for less than they would for other companies..THEY AREN'T COMPLAINING. It was an agreement made by them, and they are happy. 4. Alot of the 'negative' feedback comes from models that are not professional and do not know what they are talking about at all with regards to TFP, or even have a portfolio at all..the people who are not doing porn, get their nude photos to add to their portfolio. Its very simple model industry practice. ALOT of people do that. HUGE companies like brazzers.com often have content trades (for porn) and the models are not paid, noone is paid, and the content is used by both companies.. You're a fucking moron if you can't grasp this concept. 5. If you have never owned and operated a real porn site or any successful business then you're opinion is appreciated however, likely not accurate...yet, still appreciated. 6. Again, blowjobs are good. 7. In regards to "Sean wants to get his dick sucked and thats why he makes lzerbunny" Lets get Statistical on this shit ok. Photosets at lazerbunny- 100 -nudesets 95 Blowjobs- 5 Average ammount of photos in a set 100-300 Full Movie Scenes at lazerbunny- 15 - 3 masterbation solo girl 1 fetish domme video- 1 movie about a carrot. 1 sitcom about a 10 inch dildo 2 all sex full length flix 2 girl/girl/boy 3 pov blowjobs -GET YOUR FACTS. Aside from that, I do what i want. You should too, if you like my site and the way that we all do things here...(theres more than JUST Sean) lazerbunny is a collective of people, not 1000 models. It is also a business, like everything else. INCLUDING altporn.net -'GOD' CAN SUCK IT DRY. In reference to the Stoya claims that I say that I deserve credit for her success. Stoya is well known because she is amazing. I told her that a long time ago, and I also told her that asshats like you, would say things like that. You are NOT amazing. I will tell you that now, and if I suffer the misfortune of having to read another of your personal 'company' attacks in the distant future i will also tell you the same then. The truth is just the truth, Stoya is popular, and beautiful, and smart. There are people in the world who notice these things long before it is shoved down their throat in some media hype and promotional onslaught fueled by the cash of Hollywood. :) The Virgin Mary probably won't comment. She totally loves giving blowjobs..how do you think shes still a virgin after all these years. DUH. S|A HAI Haterz!
How are you? I’m goood :) I hope you’re good too God. Seems like if you were like all omnipotent and all you would know …I mean you would DEFINETLY know..Sean Adamz really likes blowjobs. See maybe this is something that you forgot in your quest for lots of free punk rock porn splattered across the internet like some kind of raushenbergh bloodletting abstract painting. There IS an Art to the blowjob, ask Joanna Angel or any of her porn vixens, even they the punk rock mockumentarist KNOW that blowjobs are ART..DUMBASS. (so is war, get the book) Blowjobs are fucking great actually, so great Im going to go RIGHT NOW and get one. After I dispell a few rumors that seemingly the same exact person is posting everywhere anything cool happens for lazerbunny.
1. As Roggizoid has accurately stated (she should know shes been a bunny for a year now:)
THE GIRLS THAT DO PORN GET PAID.
2. I don’t know ‘annonymous’ or ‘God’ but these ‘people’ seem to act as if they have some special arrangement with my brain and can infultrate my ‘hidden thoughts’ THATS RIDICULOUS..asshole. Sounds like some really stupid drama shit to me, and everyone else.
3. I say what I mean..everywhere..theres no ‘hidden meaning’ or foggy fake shit to sift through like alot of other companies that claim to be one thing then end up to be another.i.e- feminism does not equate to ‘chokin’ a bitch out till she almost pukes while she takes two cocks.’- I mean WHATEVER do what you want america..THATS PORN..but I say what I mean, and I do what I want. LazerBunny is and has always been altporn,indie porn,whatever you wanna call it. Photo Sets got more graphic as the site allowed. A few models in the very beginning helped out in really big way by doing some amazing sets for less than they would for other companies..THEY AREN’T COMPLAINING.
It was an agreement made by them, and they are happy.

4. Alot of the ‘negative’ feedback comes from models that are not professional and do not know what they are talking about at all with regards to TFP, or even have a portfolio at all..the people who are not doing porn, get their nude photos to add to their portfolio. Its very simple model industry practice. ALOT of people do that. HUGE companies like brazzers.com often have content trades (for porn) and the models are not paid, noone is paid, and the content is used by both companies.. You’re a fucking moron if you can’t grasp this concept.
5. If you have never owned and operated a real porn site or any successful business then you’re opinion is appreciated however, likely not accurate…yet, still appreciated.
6. Again, blowjobs are good.
7. In regards to “Sean wants to get his dick sucked and thats why he makes lzerbunny”
Lets get Statistical on this shit ok.
Photosets at lazerbunny- 100 -nudesets 95 Blowjobs- 5
Average ammount of photos in a set 100-300
Full Movie Scenes at lazerbunny- 15 -
3 masterbation solo girl
1 fetish domme video-
1 movie about a carrot.
1 sitcom about a 10 inch dildo
2 all sex full length flix
2 girl/girl/boy
3 pov blowjobs

-GET YOUR FACTS.
Aside from that, I do what i want. You should too, if you like my site and the way that we all do things here…(theres more than JUST Sean) lazerbunny is a collective of people, not 1000 models. It is also a business, like everything else. INCLUDING altporn.net
-’GOD’ CAN SUCK IT DRY.
In reference to the Stoya claims that I say that I deserve credit for her success. Stoya is well known because she is amazing. I told her that a long time ago, and I also told her that asshats like you, would say things like that.
You are NOT amazing. I will tell you that now, and if I suffer the misfortune of having to read another of your personal ‘company’ attacks in the distant future i will also tell you the same then.
The truth is just the truth, Stoya is popular, and beautiful, and smart. There are people in the world who notice these things long before it is shoved down their throat in some media hype and promotional onslaught fueled by the cash of Hollywood.
:) The Virgin Mary probably won’t comment.
She totally loves giving blowjobs..how do you think shes still a virgin after all these years.
DUH.
S|A

]]> Comment on AltPorn Feature: Sean Adamz LazerBunny by Rogizoid http://altporn.net/2008/07/21/altporn-feature-sean-adamz-lazerbunny/#comment-81745 Rogizoid Wed, 20 Aug 2008 04:16:22 +0000 http://altporn.net/2008/07/21/altporn-feature-sean-adamz-lazerbunny/#comment-81745 GAH PORNO DRAMA. GOD AND JESUS Are obviously bored and bitter. Sean Adamz is flippin awesome to me. He treats me right. All the girls who actually do PORN get paid. And most importantly always keeps professional. GAH PORNO DRAMA.
GOD AND JESUS Are obviously bored and bitter.
Sean Adamz is flippin awesome to me.
He treats me right.
All the girls who actually do PORN get paid.
And most importantly always keeps professional.

]]> Comment on AltPorn Feature: Sean Adamz LazerBunny by The Devil http://altporn.net/2008/07/21/altporn-feature-sean-adamz-lazerbunny/#comment-81742 The Devil Wed, 20 Aug 2008 02:59:22 +0000 http://altporn.net/2008/07/21/altporn-feature-sean-adamz-lazerbunny/#comment-81742 I don't know guys, i kinda like Sean Adamz. I don’t know guys, i kinda like Sean Adamz.

]]> Comment on AltPorn Feature: Sean Adamz LazerBunny by Bedlam http://altporn.net/2008/07/21/altporn-feature-sean-adamz-lazerbunny/#comment-81625 Bedlam Tue, 19 Aug 2008 18:27:23 +0000 http://altporn.net/2008/07/21/altporn-feature-sean-adamz-lazerbunny/#comment-81625 Considering God and Jesus (can we get the Holy Ghost or the Virgin Mary in here to give their views too?) hate Sean Adamz, no matter how justified that ire might be, it probably scores him cool points. Honestly, I can't see why The Lord Our Father is so surprised. Who gets into porn for integrity and artistic expression? Seriously? Considering God and Jesus (can we get the Holy Ghost or the Virgin Mary in here to give their views too?) hate Sean Adamz, no matter how justified that ire might be, it probably scores him cool points.

Honestly, I can’t see why The Lord Our Father is so surprised. Who gets into porn for integrity and artistic expression? Seriously?

]]> Comment on DigitalPlayground: Pirates Sequel by Leila http://altporn.net/2008/07/23/digitalplayground-pirates-sequel/#comment-81437 Leila Mon, 18 Aug 2008 22:36:19 +0000 http://altporn.net/2008/07/23/digitalplayground-pirates-sequel/#comment-81437 The acting was so awful in the first one it was hilarious! I really hope the second one ends up as funny/cheesy as the last one. The acting was so awful in the first one it was hilarious! I really hope the second one ends up as funny/cheesy as the last one.

]]> Comment on AltPorn Feature: Sean Adamz LazerBunny by Jesus http://altporn.net/2008/07/21/altporn-feature-sean-adamz-lazerbunny/#comment-81436 Jesus Mon, 18 Aug 2008 22:24:27 +0000 http://altporn.net/2008/07/21/altporn-feature-sean-adamz-lazerbunny/#comment-81436 I second what God says. Sean and his site are a fucking joke. What loser has to shoot POV videos just to get his dick sucked anyway? And how can you justify not paying girls by saying being on your site will give them such great exposure, but then bitch and complain that you are not making any money off the site? Well if you really aren't making money off the site than very little people are joining so really the girls you shoot are getting very little exposure. Sean is the kind of scum the the adult industry really needs to get rid of. I second what God says. Sean and his site are a fucking joke. What loser has to shoot POV videos just to get his dick sucked anyway? And how can you justify not paying girls by saying being on your site will give them such great exposure, but then bitch and complain that you are not making any money off the site? Well if you really aren’t making money off the site than very little people are joining so really the girls you shoot are getting very little exposure. Sean is the kind of scum the the adult industry really needs to get rid of.

]]> Comment on AltPorn Feature: Sean Adamz LazerBunny by God. http://altporn.net/2008/07/21/altporn-feature-sean-adamz-lazerbunny/#comment-79758 God. Sun, 10 Aug 2008 02:40:22 +0000 http://altporn.net/2008/07/21/altporn-feature-sean-adamz-lazerbunny/#comment-79758 1. Stop talking down to models and exploiting them. And also stop claiming you're responsible for Stoyas success and for 'discovering' girls. 2. Stop thinking with your dick. 3. Either make a web design that doesn't suck or hire someone. Your design sucks, it makes horrible sense and the navigation is terrible. It's the worst of all alt. porn sites. 4. Stop playing music over porn or at least offer videos without the music, MOST people enjoy hearing girls moan not indie music nobody but you has heard of. 5. Stop going on and on about how no one appreciates your talent. 6. Stop guilt tripping models and paying, or not paying them shit. THIS IS WHY SO MANY RESENT YOU. 7. Market yourself differently - "fake rock n roll band" is not funny ironic or whatever you think it is. You have a site of erotic photography and tons of punk pov. If you MARKETED it that way you'd get memberships. People come to the site and don't join because they don't get it. 8. Stop complaining about not making money, either quit porn and get a job or make your site profitable. 9. Stop making 99% of your videos about your fucking dick. It makes people think you're just about getting laid. Which maybe you are. 10. Stop being an arrogant self righteous douche bag to people. Follow even half these fucking tips and you'll start making more money. Love, God. 1. Stop talking down to models and exploiting them. And also stop claiming you’re responsible for Stoyas success and for ‘discovering’ girls.

2. Stop thinking with your dick.

3. Either make a web design that doesn’t suck or hire someone. Your design sucks, it makes horrible sense and the navigation is terrible. It’s the worst of all alt. porn sites.

4. Stop playing music over porn or at least offer videos without the music, MOST people enjoy hearing girls moan not indie music nobody but you has heard of.

5. Stop going on and on about how no one appreciates your talent.

6. Stop guilt tripping models and paying, or not paying them shit. THIS IS WHY SO MANY RESENT YOU.

7. Market yourself differently - “fake rock n roll band” is not funny ironic or whatever you think it is. You have a site of erotic photography and tons of punk pov. If you MARKETED it that way you’d get memberships. People come to the site and don’t join because they don’t get it.

8. Stop complaining about not making money, either quit porn and get a job or make your site profitable.

9. Stop making 99% of your videos about your fucking dick. It makes people think you’re just about getting laid. Which maybe you are.

10. Stop being an arrogant self righteous douche bag to people.

Follow even half these fucking tips and you’ll start making more money.

Love, God.

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