Misc archive

The APN Myspace profile got deleted. Sorry if we lost you. Add us back if you want.

Another glorious Halloween has come and gone, and we’re left with memories and pictures of hot people dressed up all slutty. I’m sure lots of us had some cool costumes, so I’d like to invite our readers to email us pics of yourselves all dressed up and ready to rock. We’ll post up the best ones here.

Rules:

• You have to be 18. You shouldn’t even be fucking reading this if you’re under 18. Go away if you are.
• No, erm, excessive nudity. Boobies are okay, making out is okay, nothing beyond that. Don’t insert shit into any orifices, please.
• Your images will only be used by us for the purposes of creating the gallery of halloween costume pics listed above. We won’t use them in any advertising, promotional materials, etc.
• We have the right to refuse to use any of the images you send for any reason.
• If you need to have a pic removed for some reason, just contact us.

Email your pics to halloween@altporn.net

And while you’re at it, check out Sexy Abe Lincoln.

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i am going to make so much freaking money after i register all these domains

- Scott Owens

Remind me to check the site after I make changes to important files so it’s not down for, oh, say, 16 hours.

If you’re seeing this, you’re seeing us on the new server. Things still need to be fixed up and tweaked, so bear with us while the process moves forward. Excelsior!

We’re moving to a fancy super-fast new server this weekend. This will probably cause some downtime while we sort through the moving boxes, so bear with us. We should be back to full speed this weekend.

I’m quite sick. I really should have gotten a flu shot a long time ago, because if I did my sinuses might not be filled with goo, and I might not be pointlessly hacking up a lung every 5 minutes, and my joints might not hurt like they do, and my skin might not feel like it’s on fire (the last part is actually my allergies, but lemme tell ya, nothing better than to have a severe allergy attack while you have the flu).

So what could make me feel great? That Violet Blue loves us! She was kind enough to include our lil’ site on her front page in zee “New Link Orgy.” I think the “orgy” bit means we get to get it on with folks like the Viviane’s Sex Carnival crew, which is just great in my book.

I’m gonna to pull out all my teeth with a pair of pliers now.

(photo by Thomas Roche)

I totally forgot to follow-up on my previous post about Miss Bunny’s appearance on CourtTV’s Forensic Files. I taped the show, and took some screenshots:

The episode is called “Summer Obsession”, and is #238, if you’re looking to catch it in reruns.

Happy New Year! Things have been a little busy lately and updates have been a bit slow, but we’ve got some really cool things in store in the next couple days, as well as a backlog of very hot new stuff from our friends at EroticBPM, Blueblood, BurningAngel, FatalBeauty, and more.

Stay tuned!

I’m not a huge fan Mythbusters — more out of laziness than dislike — but maybe I need to if there’s a chick with a huge fucking iron claw on it.

SexyFandom points out a fascinating, and kind of disturbing, collection of images from Real Doll repairs.