Archive for December, 2007

Amelia G and Forrest Black from Blue Blood teamed up with one of AltPorn.net’s biggest crushes, April Flores, AKA FattyD, for this postcard perfect holiday series, and we at APN have to agree with our friends over at Fleshbot and declare her to be this years hottest Santa, hands down. The whole set is great and I love the nearly Norman Rockwell vintage fantasy feel, with just an edge of sinister. There are some more samples along with a very entertaining personal reflection on the holiday season over on BlueBlood.net, all free, and written by one of our favorite sex bloggers from Eros-Zine, Thomas Roche. I feel like Jimmy Steward at the very end of It’s a Wonderful Life. Merry Christmas everybody!

We get two holiday treats from Scar 13 this year, and she doubles the fun again by pairing up with some really sexy friends of hers for the sets. Oddly, she seems to be penetrated with candy canes in both sets. I do think that the mix of light hearted fun and genuine kink makes for a really interesting couple of series. In one, the purple haired spooky beauty Natalie Addams dresses/ties Scar up as a sort of ornate Christmas tree, complete with shiny ornaments hung from expertly placed play piercings. I actually don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone do that before and it looks hotter than I’d expect. The other set is a frolicy fun dress up set where she plays the naughty reindeer and Marriah, who has some of the most spectacular tattoos, plays Santa’s kinky little helper. I want to know where they found a candy cane shaped glass sex toy. That is just too cool.

Bambi, or Beccy, looks good dressed in twinkling lights…it must be Beccy there with the lights. Anyway, she looks cute.

Blue Blood’s BarelyEvil also joins in the seasonal festivities with another adorably petite young lady named Heidi. I need a pair of antlers like that, but I want the light to light up! Who’s up for some pervy Rudolph roleplay? Anyway, I rally like her smile and lip piercings on some face shapes are really exciting to me too. Heidi seems to be missing her obligatory striped stockings, but she does have the bows on her titties. It’s like we’re playing some perverse blog post dominoes, where every picture has to have an attribute matching the last previous picture. I can’t think too much about that or my head will melt.

It’s a banner year for candy cane striped stockings, even if it’s a bad year for some Santa’s ho-ho-ho’s. BurningAngel’s new girl Damage makes for a very nice package and I’m loving the big red bow! That leopard hat rocks too! We’re looking forward to seeing some more of her in 2008. One thing is unsettling about this series, and it took me several look throughs to put my finger on, but that tree is actually a fold out plastic picture of a tree and not really a tree at all. That’s weird. I’m not complaining though. Any girl with an ass like that and a desire to get freaky with the candy canes can do it in front of any oddball decor she wants.

Uh OH! Godiva is trying to run off with the stocking stuffers! Darn those pesky Deviant Nation girls and their wicked ways. Fortunately I think we can give a pretty good description of the perpetrator, unless she puts some clothes on, then it might be more difficult.

I honestly don’t understand what is Christmasy about this PunkGrl set of Pixie from Bristol, but I like what those guys are doing so far so I’m including it anyway, just in case there is some holiday spirit included that I’ve missed out on. Pixie is a real cutie though. She can put tinsel on my tree anytime.

It’s true, I have been know to snark a bit about sexy Nerdpr0n Anna’s dorky taste in witty slogan t-shirts, or more accurately question their alternative cred, but this one is just too cute. Besides, it’s Christmas, and I think a naughty girl like her sure has some splainin’ to do, as Ricky would often say. It looks like she’s ready to pounce on the poor old guy too and wrap those long striped stocking clad legs around his jolly red suit. Better than milk and cookies for sure.

It sure can be difficult sneaking away from the family this time of year to go post a bunch of holiday cheer on your altpr0n blog! Lots of hot holiday themed updates have been going up on some great sites this year, so we’ll try to catch you all up.

This really fun set featuring one of our favorite ultra-inked adult stars Michelle Aston, along with her adorable elven 5 foot friend Aiden Starr celebrating the winter solstice or something like that. The spooky snow covered horror themed hallway gives it a kind of surreal feel but not so distracting to subtract from just how hot these two get when they are together. I really love clear toys in photographs too! This update seems to have simultaneously posted on Michelle-Aston.com as well as BlueBlood.com, but since it was shot by Blue Blood’s Amelia G and Forrest Black, that kind of makes sense. Looks like Frank and Wolfie got their XMas wish.

I was looking around at the blogs and this entry from the Spookylinks site caught my eye (I hope they don’t mind I grabbed it, some people are so touchy these days). It got me thinking about the mainstreamification of some of the tropes of Alt. Tattoos have become synonymous with AltPorn, since they are the most immediately identifiable attribute on a nude performer, to a general audience eye anyway. It’s gotten to be a lot like porn from the 70’s where every blonde was “Swedish.” On the one hand great ink can be a beautiful and intriguing thing, But I’ve also heard perfectly amazing looking goth girls say they don’t think any of our A-List sites would accept them because they don’t have enough (or any) tattoos, even though a lot of the sites have no ink requirements. A few do, but certainly not all of them.

My fear is that if all of Alt gets boiled down to ‘has tattoos’ we will lose sight of the real foundation of the genre. It’s supposed to be about being independent (for reals) and taking an artistic creative approach to subculture (or counterculture if you ask BlueBlood) and not limiting yourself to becoming a mockery of what you had set out to create. This is something all culturally based art struggles with, but for the sake of not filibustering, lots of people are covered in ink these days, but not all of them embody what Alt set out to be about. That said, there are some really hot college girls and maybe the pioneers of AltPorn have all made it more likely that we will see the kinds of guys and girls we really like performing on an even wider range of sites.