BlueBlood: Kellie And Andy And A Fifth Of Jack
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Domestic bliss can be achieved with liberal application of Jack Daniels. Also, writing “SLUT” on your husband’s chest in fake blood can be a turn-on.
If I ever marry a super-rich hedge fund manager, I am totally doing this to him. And he’s gonna like it.
pinky lee: 
I can’t decide which one I’d rather make out with!